I cant remember a password to save my life lol

i forgot the password to my last blog and the password for the email i used for that blog, so a whole new blog it is. (used to be @ubrubn)

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[dogpuppy]

[djshahh-deactivated20240305]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[mikhxii-blog]

Fantastic

[oneheadtoanother]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[dogpuppy]

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[oneheadtoanother]

[dogpuppy]

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[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[dogpuppy]