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irishiris

vaspider

YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

drarryking

This is actually info I didn’t know

marauders4evr

Seriously folks review my books! Review everyone’s books!

It’s the difference between Amazon giving a damn about you verses pushing your book to the bottom of the food chain.

gemnika

I didn’t know this!! Now I must review all the books!

phoukanamedpookie

What you can do to support THE RED DOOR.

libraford

I dont think I’ve had a review on anything since the pandemic, tbh.

frazzleboop

It's finally here, guys~ The collab with @shinyhyacinth that I've been dying to share with you all! It's up now on Ao3!

Passion, romance, dashingly handsome swashbuckling suitors, high seas and even higher stakes! What are you waiting for? Your captains await you~

Starless Sea Chapter 1: Come Sail Away

paranormal-pan

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

frazzleboop

Consider this:

Sun is the big "mean" tsundere

Moon is the big caring sweetheart

I hope I made some ideas pop into your head

Aaaa, Sun tries to be unaffected because he has to be professional especially around the kids! Omg the kids get it into his head that if you like someone that means they have cooties! He’s avoiding you and just like “What no I don’t like you of course not, you have cooties!” But secretly he’s dying to risk catching cooties because he really REALLY REALLY wants to hold your hand.

Moon meanwhile is so touch starved and soft and just falls into your lap all needy and cuddly, just plops himself down and says its cuddle time right meow and he won’t take no for an answer. Boy just wants to be loved. He’ll compare your eyes to the stars in the sky and say a bunch of mushy stuff and then be all blushy like “haha that’s so corny huh?” And you’ll just hold him face like “I like corny~”

frazzleboop

Hey my lovelies! I’m sorry I’ve been kind of quiet here. I promise I haven’t forgotten about you all. There’s just a big passion project I’ve been working on behind the scenes with ShinyHyacinth that’s completely consumed me. I promise you it will be worth it when it’s ready to be posted~

In the meantime, I figured I would give you guys a little taste… of our madness. Enjoy~

frazzleboop

And that’s it~ for now. I’m sorry for all the reblogs and spam but y’all need to understand the thought process…. I love you all, please don’t hate me. **flies away**

shinyhyacinth

#frazzleboop #fanfic #outofcontext #lol

garrettwrites

Follow me on Twitter for more vampire nonsense

shrike-dyke

human: dude you've been in our d&d group for literally like three years, you don't need to keep asking if you're invited every time

vampire: i knowww, i just get anxious ok?

human: oh fair

lastsonlost

I feel personally attacked. Lol

marcitlali

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

weedass

this bitch is sequencing dna in the tags

viralthings

The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”

sheepkind

marry her faster

writing-prompt-s

A field surgeon in a fantasy world has performed life saving surgery on many an orc war band before, unwittingly becoming blood brothers with most of his patients. In his darkest days, his extended family comes to offer their hands.

dycefic

Hyrea the Healer was not a difficult goddess to serve.

Which was not to say that service was easy. Service to Hyrea took one into dangerous places, and dangerous work. A dedicate of Hyrea went into war, and plague, and famine. Risked death a thousand ways, over and over again. And yet it wasn’t difficult to serve her, if you were the right kind of person. For a person who looked at the sick or wounded or starving and longed to help, it was the easiest thing in the world.

Hyrea marked her devotees in a way impossible to disguise or to mistake. It was possible to replicate the blue tattoos, to an extent, though the ‘blindfold’ was hard to do, eyelids being difficult. The bands around the wrists were easier. But only Hyrea could make them glow with that faint, spectral light. No-one could look on that light, and not know exactly who they were looking at. There were stories about it – about the six healers who had walked onto a battlefield and stood between the two armies, and stopped the battle cold, for neither side had dared to lift a hand against the healers. About proud gods who drove out the humble Hyrean healers, so that only their own priests could heal, and cities emptied by disease spreading from the poorest quarters, where the proud priests would not go. About the warlord who, having struck his enemy down, saw a Hyrean healer kneel to help the man, and in fury struck the healer down as well – and died the next moment, with a dozen arrows in his back, fired by his own men. About villages struck by plague, who saw the blue lights approaching through mist, and opened their barricaded gates to hope. About terrible battles that lasted from dawn until dusk… and then nights full of pale blue lights, moving among the fallen, and a hundred or two hundred or five hundred men found living on the field the next morning.

Temples of Hyrea rose in odd places. In busy cities, in border towns, in little villages, with no apparent rhyme or reason. Only a certainty, in the part of some priest or priestess, that here there would be need of them. They were good at predicting need.

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elodieunderglass

So I think I might be bi? But if I am it changes almost nothing about my life because I am happily and monogamously married. But if it doesn't really matter, why do I have so many feelings about it???? Anyways, I am asking you because it seems like there is a 50/50 chance of a delightful and pithy answer or a picture of a bird as an answer.

elodieunderglass

ALTERNATE CONCLUSION

deepwaterfiction

Deep Water Prompt #1934

Something inhuman was ringing the temple bells. Was it a summons? Bait? A warning? Or all three…

elidyce

They were all at prayer when the bells began to ring. The ringing was strange and wild, a fast clamour that no human hand had ever produced, for what human body could move the great heavy bells that way? The brothers and sisters looked around, startled, rising to their feet. “What is it?” they asked each other. “What can it be?”

The ancient Father who led their temple rose to his feet, his face pale. “Brothers and sisters,” he called, and the unnatural clamour did not drown out his voice. “Brothers and sisters, it is a warning. Some terrible peril comes. We must prepare.”

They locked the gates and barred them. The few guards took up bows, and stood on the walls. The youngest and oldest were guided into hidden rooms. They were a peaceful order. The brothers and sisters did not use weapons. Now they clutched staffs and tools, frightened but trying to be brave.

Below the temple, a village nestled into the small valley. There was no lord here, no jarl to protect the village with soldiers. The only protection the village had was the temple, and whatever scant protection the gods’ presence might offer. The temple had been built across the only pass in the mountains, the only way in or out.

They were a peaceful order, but the village was theirs to protect. The farmers and the crafters, the poor, the sick, the lame, the young and the old… they had no protection but the temple. So the brothers and sisters clutched their tools and their staffs and their makeshift clubs, frightened but brave.

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oldschoolsciencefiction

Shut up and take my money!

This beautiful work of art is the brainchild of Cem Tezcan.

This machine can be found at the Venn diagram overlap of childhood nostalgia and literal Cassette Futurism. I can easily picture this on board the Nostromo from "Alien" or at the Con-Am 27 outpost on Io in "Outland".

vbartilucci

I’m throwing money at my monitor, but it’s not doing a bit of good.

depsidase

avi17

New game idea: FICBAIT

Reblog this post with the title of one of your fics, but rewritten as a clickbait headline. Examples: “You won’t BELIEVE the hack this man used to bring his boyfriend back from the dead!” “Falling in love with the physical manifestation of the other half of your once-complete alien soul? It’s more likely than you think!”

vivilovespink

“This man is married to eleven other magical men! Find out his secret!”

locksnek-deactivated20221221

“You won’t believe what this guy made love to after an unsatisfying first sexual encounter!” “Local emo boi has creepy sex after involuntary dental procedure.” “You will FAINT when you find out what they did to this guy’s arm!”

ladystormcrow

“The government HATES them! Find out how these former exiles are planning to save the universe!”

sashaforthewin

Try these twelve loopholes to escape eternal damnation that demons do not want you to know!

shinyhyacinth

"Ravens? In MY pussy? It's more likely than you think!" "Try this one weird trick to get cookie dough off your fingers!" "You'll FREAK when you see how she spent her London vacation!" "Hunter shows us 5 ways to make being choked more enjoyable! (Demons HATE her!)"