[capoteera]

She deserves People not Vogue 😎

She deserves just Jared 🤣🤣🤣

[capoteera]

You know what's amazing ? He is not trending on tumblr . He used to be one of the most trending celebs on tumblr . He even was trending in 2021 . His popularity really died down a lot . It's going to be more and more every passing day ,but he seems to be in his retirement era . He got a beautiful home designer for future , a wife and now it will be kids in a year or two .

I think that happens to a lot of male celebrities when they get in relationships or married. The dream is dead you know.

[nancydrewwouldnever]

The man who feels smothered with any type of committed got married…I wonder how quick the divorce will be once he starts resenting that he can’t have the same freedom as a single man

How fast until she starts living mostly in the LA house while he remains in MA is the better question.

[twiddlebirdlet]

Twiddles, looks like Chris is married.

I heard. I still follow things just enough to be entertained. He’s always been a dumbass, so I’m totally not shocked by it.

I feel slightly evil for hoping he didn’t have a prenup, tbh, but for men like him he kind of deserves what will eventually come his way without one.

[capoteera]

Has anyone thought that if they have children they will have a big forehead?

All the time. Those kids are going to inherit struggle hairlines 🤭🤭🤭

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Why tf was it so necessary to troll then? Like what was the point to troll and photoshop your arm off, crop your hand, make fake yoga certificates, like I don’t get it

Because they enjoy playing stupid games?

[theopinionoftheredheads]

That last ask is fire. They literally got married at his house. No fancy location or anything. I mean she wasn't even allowed to wear or show off the ring because it was such a top secret thing even though all of tumblr and Deuxmoi subscribers already knew. He has all the power and control here, and she's just stupid and naive.

Red

[theopinionoftheredheads]

Idk why people are so surprised by this. It was always going to be this way. A girl that had to do it all his way. Live in his house that he picked out. Live by his friends. Live in his town. This is why it never would have worked with Minka, Jenny and anyone who has any ability to put their own voice on decisions. Jenny literally highlighted this in her book. It was always going to be some young girl who didn’t know how to use her voice yet and who was powerless. It was always going to be this.

Spot on.

Red

[thelonesomequeen]

Possibly controversial opinion, Chris really isn’t that special. Yes he’s got charisma and talent and looks but I’ve been around long enough to know just how much the marvel pr teams cleaned up his image and got him to give better interviews and preloaded answers. He’s been out of that for a while now and that team (the marvel people), hasn’t been helping him since 2019 so he’s showing again how he actually is and that he is not actually the beautifully crafted poster boy image of a marvel superhero. Take away his fame and he’s a dime a dozen dude from Massachusetts.

[capoteera]

we just don’t want him to be the stereotypical douche from ma we want him to be Prince Charming/

Nah he’s shown us he’s creepy Frollo from hunchback. 😆 I know we keep saying they should donate money but they’re not obligated to and I highly doubt Gopher ever will nor will he walk the picket lines with the struggling workers. He’d never go against Marvel, Disney or Netflix. They’re his sugar daddies. He needs to milk that cow for the rest of his pathetic career. Remember he has to save money to pay for all his friends and family trips to DW, PT, Tolle Retreats and Bermuda. Plus he has Jess, Dustbin and the rest of the Portocrew to feed now. Maybe he’ll join Scott and do some Cameos for extra cash or suck it out of his remaining “fans” from the comic cons. Also gotta save up for alimony and child support. Oh and his wigs and teeth and Botox for two… haha sorry for being petty. I’m lacking sleep this morning so I chose violence! 🤣

Not obligated at all. I guess I just feel if I had all that money and this was happening I’d try and give back. Omg I’m dying at the frollo!! 💀💀💀 don’t be sorry for being petty! I love a petty moment 😉

[capoteera]

Oh wow . I love it when rich people acknowledge they are rich and they will do their best to be a better person . I have confession to make . I don't know about america but in my country real estate is a huge way of cutting taxes for rich people . They buy houses and particular charity to kinda get cutoff in taxes . Everytime those chris house news will come out I will keep thinking how this man got multiple houses , acres acres land . Got some investment going on yet all he is just an actor that too mid . Everytime he used to come with his woke eat the rich Posts I will feel this guy is so tone deaf and privileged that he doesn't even realize only 2% of US adult population is multimillionaires . This is wild I know but boy is he a privileged , uneducated white guy with enormous pretentious personality . I hate this capitalist society .//

He is, and with lolita by his side he is finally fully embracing it! Dont tell me she didn’t look happy in those pics? The shy girl with no money intentions, only love and good vibes seemed very very smiley. Like an anon also said, we are finally seeing his true colors

Well if I had nothing to do but go on tropical vacations I’d be smiling too

[capoteera]

I'm going to object to those of you who are saying Topher isn't donating or doing enough charity. Charity begins at home and the dude is surrounded by charity cases in his private circle :) he is their king and hero and saviour and sugar daddy. 🥰

That made me laugh! You’re right he’s out here running the bank of topher

[capoteera]

So, a 42 old man is trolling his fandom with his girlfriend at the time? I mean... Thats pretty sad.... Wtf

[maddyforpine-deactivated2024063]

Well, after seeing the picture of Portugal, I took off my rose colored glasses that I had on since the beginning of this shit show. Or rather, since I became a fan of Chris two years ago. I was in his fandom for two years and heard and saw many things. And what I really see is that Chris is as low self-esteem and mean as Alba is. Two like-minded people found each other. Chris is a man who has been with this woman for more than a year and is attracted to her who gets attention by showing off her body. Even the movies she plays have too many nudity scenes unnecessarily. And as we all know, she is a racist, anti-Semitic, and fat-phobic. Chris is almost the same. If he didn't appear in Marvel shirtless (and other movies and fhotoshoots) would he really be as famous as he is now? We all know Chris is an average actor. Now he is friend with Alba and Justin. He had a relationship with Jenny who was married. He proudly talked about his countless relationships and laughed that he didn't even remember some of them. (Interview of the film 'what is your number'), drugs and we all know about ASP. And many other problems that we all ignored and swept under the rug because of believing in the image of a nice family man. What i believe now is when someone show you their true colors you better believe them.

[capoteera]

💔💔💔💔💔im iust beyond 💔💔💔💔💔💔 over all this

In the beginning, like Dec 21 beginning I was heartbroken because I was way too invested in a man I didn’t know and who he was dating so I had to work my way out of the feelings I was having. It wasn’t healthy for me at all. it was disappointing to see him for who he really is. It’s not easy but eventually it will feel better ❤️‍🩹

[maddyforpine-deactivated2024063]

This is also them from dinner at different night with Justin. 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

[hereforthetrolling-deactivated2]

AKSHEYSBBSKSHVESKOAAJHDDKXK

BUT LEEEEEGGGAAALLLLL!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[maddyforpine-deactivated2024063]

SHE LOOKS SO YOUNG! I CANT EVEN TODAY CANT EVEN!

[hereforthetrolling-deactivated2]

She legit looks 15/16. Couple that with her racism and antisemitism. Topher has impeccable taste in partners!

[ccreina]

He’s acceptance of her and her friends is enough for me. What a disappointment!

[lolliesthoughts-deactivated2023]

Yep. I keep not wanting to believe he’s with her but unfortunately more keeps coming to show he is. I say just accept it and stop fighting it. Clearly the things he said he couldn’t tolerate (racism, CA, religious intolerance, among others) he can when sex is involved.

I won’t question anyone else for their opinions but it just keeps leading to hopes being dashed over and over. Why do that to yourself? He’s truly shown he’s not worth it if this is the company he chooses to keep.

I truly feel the articles that don’t mention her & the lack of public sightings are about protecting his career and have nothing to do with them not being together. His discomfort in pics is about realizing the optics of this. Hey I wanted to believe otherwise but each time I do, it smacks me in the face with something about them together.

[capoteera]

Chris is literally OK with breaking bread with racist people. With someone like Justin...Topher is more trash than we realized. Wtf 😭😭😭😭/

Wasn’t it clear enough when we spotted his foot in that one ig post? He was having morning coffee with him and all; I really really dislike Alba, but Justin I dislike him in another level; and Chris is okay with anything as long as he’s getting his dick wet; and the worst thing is he is completely aware that is wrong which is why he hasn’t been throwing political bullshit on his Twitter; I dare him to speak against racism again; he knows what he’s doing.

The dictionary should put a picture of Chris beside the word performative; no better definition.