Shiro

Lost too much sleep for books and amazing fics 🍵 Ask me stuff, but be ready for word vomit ✨

[shiroandblack]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 13/? Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko/Zenin Naoya, Getou Suguru & Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko & Original Character(s), Zenin Naoya & Original Character(s), Fushiguro Toji and His Daddy Issues Characters: Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Zenin Naoya, Zenin Naobito, Yaga Masamichi, Zenin Clan (Jujutsu Kaisen), Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen), Nanami Kento, Iori Utahime, Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen), Fushiguro Toji Additional Tags: Zenin Clan Drama (Jujutsu Kaisen), Jujutsu Kaisen Manga Spoilers, Jujutsu Society Politics (Jujutsu Kaisen), Gender Dysphoria, Misogyny, Everyone Has Issues, Zenin Naoya is His Own Warning, Pre-Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Spoilers (Jujutsu Kaisen), Slow Burn, Something Complicated to Lovers, The Realization That The Guy Crushing On You Is Not Out To Kill You, Eventual Romance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, You Can Try to Pry the Em Dash From My Claws, No AI was used in writing this story, I can't believe I'm tagging that Series: Part 2 of the devil's fruit Summary:

Naoya gets hit (which we all knew was coming and deserved), is racist towards non-sorcerers, realises he can't climb a tree, and gets chased by a fire breathing woman. Not exactly in that order.

[shiroandblack]

Chapters: 12/? Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko/Zenin Naoya, Getou Suguru & Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko & Original Character(s), Zenin Naoya & Original Character(s), Fushiguro Toji and His Daddy Issues Characters: Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Zenin Naoya, Zenin Naobito, Yaga Masamichi, Zenin Clan (Jujutsu Kaisen), Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen), Nanami Kento, Iori Utahime, Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen), Fushiguro Toji Additional Tags: Zenin Clan Drama (Jujutsu Kaisen), Jujutsu Kaisen Manga Spoilers, Jujutsu Society Politics (Jujutsu Kaisen), Gender Dysphoria, Misogyny, Everyone Has Issues, Zenin Naoya is His Own Warning, Pre-Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Spoilers (Jujutsu Kaisen), Slow Burn, Something Complicated to Lovers, The Realization That The Guy Crushing On You Is Not Out To Kill You, Eventual Romance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, You Can Try to Pry the Em Dash From My Claws, No AI was used in writing this story, I can't believe I'm tagging that Series: Part 2 of the devil's fruit Summary:

In which Gojo becomes a walmart version of Zhu Bajie and Naoki catches strays (again).

[shiroandblack]

Chapters: 11/? Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko/Zenin Naoya, Getou Suguru & Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko & Original Character(s), Zenin Naoya & Original Character(s), Fushiguro Toji and His Daddy Issues Characters: Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Zenin Naoya, Zenin Naobito, Yaga Masamichi, Zenin Clan (Jujutsu Kaisen), Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen), Nanami Kento, Iori Utahime, Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen), Fushiguro Toji Additional Tags: Zenin Clan Drama (Jujutsu Kaisen), Jujutsu Kaisen Manga Spoilers, Jujutsu Society Politics (Jujutsu Kaisen), Gender Dysphoria, Misogyny, Everyone Has Issues, Zenin Naoya is His Own Warning, Pre-Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Spoilers (Jujutsu Kaisen), Slow Burn, Something Complicated to Lovers, The Realization That The Guy Crushing On You Is Not Out To Kill You, Eventual Romance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, You Can Try to Pry the Em Dash From My Claws, No AI was used in writing this story, I can't believe I'm tagging that Series: Part 2 of the devil's fruit Summary:

A casanova monk exposes Gojo and Getou, and afterwards Gojo gets slapped in the face.

[shiroandblack]

Chapters: 10/? Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko/Zenin Naoya, Getou Suguru & Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko & Original Character(s), Zenin Naoya & Original Character(s), Fushiguro Toji and His Daddy Issues Characters: Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Zenin Naoya, Zenin Naobito, Yaga Masamichi, Zenin Clan (Jujutsu Kaisen), Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen), Nanami Kento, Iori Utahime, Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen), Fushiguro Toji Additional Tags: Zenin Clan Drama (Jujutsu Kaisen), Jujutsu Kaisen Manga Spoilers, Jujutsu Society Politics (Jujutsu Kaisen), Gender Dysphoria, Misogyny, Everyone Has Issues, Zenin Naoya is His Own Warning, Pre-Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Spoilers (Jujutsu Kaisen), Slow Burn, Something Complicated to Lovers, The Realization That The Guy Crushing On You Is Not Out To Kill You, Eventual Romance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, You Can Try to Pry the Em Dash From My Claws, No AI was used in writing this story, I can't believe I'm tagging that Series: Part 2 of the devil's fruit Summary:

The Second Years react to Naoya being a student of Tokyo Jujutsu High with all the maturity and gravitas of teenagers: which is to say, none at all. Meanwhile, the First Years slap some skirts on to complete their very first mission alongside their (un)stable seniors.

[shiroandblack]

Chapters: 9/? Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko/Zenin Naoya, Getou Suguru & Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko & Original Character(s), Zenin Naoya & Original Character(s), Fushiguro Toji and His Daddy Issues Characters: Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Zenin Naoya, Zenin Naobito, Yaga Masamichi, Zenin Clan (Jujutsu Kaisen), Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen), Nanami Kento, Iori Utahime, Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen), Fushiguro Toji Additional Tags: Zenin Clan Drama (Jujutsu Kaisen), Jujutsu Kaisen Manga Spoilers, Jujutsu Society Politics (Jujutsu Kaisen), Gender Dysphoria, Misogyny, Everyone Has Issues, Zenin Naoya is His Own Warning, Pre-Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Spoilers (Jujutsu Kaisen), Slow Burn, Something Complicated to Lovers, The Realization That The Guy Crushing On You Is Not Out To Kill You, Eventual Romance, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Series: Part 2 of the devil's fruit Summary:

Haibara and Nanami enter the chat, and Gojo is keen to make them feel welcomed. However, an unexpected plus one derails the wonderful welcome mission he had in mind.

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[ferithtolkienesque]

The Silmarillion fandom is genuinely insane. Like, you hang out on tumblr, read fic on AO3 and you think, yeah. Lots of people have read the Silmarillion. It’s Tolkien. Everyone’s read Tolkien. Barnes and Noble has a whole bunch of the HoME and also a bunch of books by people writing about the legendarium. This is mainstream, surely.

But then you actually touch grass and talk to normal people. Not even that, you talk to people who self diagnose as hard core Tolkien fans. And. None of them have read the Silmarillion. The Silmarillion is famously a book that nobody reads.

And yet. On AO3 The Silmarillion and Other Histories of Middle Earth has more works than The Lord of the Rings. Think about that. That’s baffling. It’s ridiculous. Like I realize that LotR fandom is split a bit by the movie, but still. The Silmarillion has almost four times as many fics as the LotR movies. Everybody has watched the movies!

I need to know what percentage of people who actually read the Silmarillion went on to write fic or draw fanart about it. Because it must be insane, surely. Like, I’m pretty sure the Silmarillion wins some kind of record in this department.

Thinking about the fanfic bell curve where on one end you have “Perfect, needs no improvement or elaboration” (LotR sits here) and on the other you have “So bad it’s no fun to even think about” with the middle being the fanfic zone. But I think there may be a secret fourth Silmarillion option. Which is a book that is perfect* but simultaneously non existent. It’s not even a real story! The language is super pretty and deeply incomprehensible (especially to people who, unlike me, were not raised from early childhood on both the Bible and classic literature). And it’s more of an outline and an abstract painting of cultural and world building vibes (not cultural and world building facts and information) than an actual narrative. There are story hooks galore. There are vivid and fascinating characters, but their lives are glossed over and you only get one or two paragraphs of prose that will reorder your brain chemistry and haunt you forever. There are countless more characters who only exist as names, the implication of whose existence is fascinating. All of this is deeply frustrating, both to casual readers who just want a Normal Enjoyable Book, and super fans who want All the Lore. But it is catnip to anyone who engages in transformative work.

*I am aware that not anyone who is a fan of the silm thinks it’s perfect

[shiroandblack]

Chapters: 8/? Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko/Zenin Naoya, Getou Suguru & Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko & Original Character(s), Zenin Naoya & Original Character(s), Fushiguro Toji and His Daddy Issues Characters: Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Zenin Naoya, Zenin Naobito, Yaga Masamichi, Zenin Clan (Jujutsu Kaisen), Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen), Nanami Kento, Iori Utahime, Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen), Fushiguro Toji Additional Tags: Zenin Clan Drama (Jujutsu Kaisen), Jujutsu Kaisen Manga Spoilers, Jujutsu Society Politics (Jujutsu Kaisen), Gender Dysphoria, Misogyny, Everyone Has Issues, Zenin Naoya is His Own Warning, Pre-Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Spoilers (Jujutsu Kaisen), Slow Burn, Something Complicated to Lovers, The Realization That The Guy Crushing On You Is Not Out To Kill You, Eventual Romance Series: Part 2 of the devil's fruit Summary:

Yaga is a hardass, his students rot in the library. Naoki and Satoru make a bet

[shiroandblack]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko/Zenin Naoya, Getou Suguru & Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko & Original Character(s), Zenin Naoya & Original Character(s), Fushiguro Toji and His Daddy Issues Characters: Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Zenin Naoya, Zenin Naobito, Yaga Masamichi, Zenin Clan (Jujutsu Kaisen), Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen), Nanami Kento, Iori Utahime, Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen), Fushiguro Toji Additional Tags: Zenin Clan Drama (Jujutsu Kaisen), Jujutsu Kaisen Manga Spoilers, Jujutsu Society Politics (Jujutsu Kaisen), Gender Dysphoria, Misogyny, Everyone Has Issues, Zenin Naoya is His Own Warning, Pre-Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Spoilers (Jujutsu Kaisen), Slow Burn, Something Complicated to Lovers, The Realization That The Guy Crushing On You Is Not Out To Kill You, Eventual Romance Series: Part 2 of the devil's fruit Summary:

Satoru suffers a waldrobe malfunction while Naoki defuses a situation between him and Naoya. Suguru has a hangover and Shoko feels as if she's been betrayed because her friends went drinking without her.

[shiroandblack]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko/Zenin Naoya, Getou Suguru & Original Character(s), Ieiri Shoko & Original Character(s), Zenin Naoya & Original Character(s), Fushiguro Toji and His Daddy Issues Characters: Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Ieiri Shoko, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Zenin Naoya, Zenin Naobito, Yaga Masamichi, Zenin Clan (Jujutsu Kaisen), Haibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen), Nanami Kento, Iori Utahime, Mei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen), Fushiguro Toji Additional Tags: Zenin Clan Drama (Jujutsu Kaisen), Jujutsu Kaisen Manga Spoilers, Jujutsu Society Politics (Jujutsu Kaisen), Gender Dysphoria, Misogyny, Everyone Has Issues, Zenin Naoya is His Own Warning, Pre-Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc (Jujutsu Kaisen), Star Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Spoilers (Jujutsu Kaisen), Slow Burn, Something Complicated to Lovers, The Realization That The Guy Crushing On You Is Not Out To Kill You, Eventual Romance Series: Part 2 of the devil's fruit Summary:

The time has come for Satsuki to leave Kifune in pursuit of her revenge. Satoru reveals something crucial to Naoki, they don't take it quite well and decide to take out their feelings in a spar against Suguru.

[ratdotjpeg]

obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

[reversewerewolf]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

(via @mawziee​ ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK

thank you for the important whore lore

[digitaldiscipline]

whore lore

[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

[brightlotusmoon]

I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased

[curlicuetruth]

why do these kittens have the exact same energy as a nest of baby owls

[sanguine-tenshi]

@curlicuetruth you are very right

[curlicuecal]

[byjove]

Icelandic horses are so fun, Icelanders were like “We need a very strong horse to deal with the rugged landscape and inhospitable conditions. We must create the best all terrain vehicle.“ and the result was this:

And they absolutely get the job done but they look like stuffed animals.

[emptyjunior]

If I was Denethor the second, Steward of Gondor I would not have sent my son to a council meeting to try and get a cursed ring- I would have sent both my sons out to Seduce Aragorn by any means necessary.

If I wanted the crown of Gondor and to secure leadership for my family for all time I would have said boys. Get out there. Make it happen. Fluff your beautiful shiny hair up. Make papa proud

[wisheduponastar]

you cannot just leave this in the tags @greatmolassesflood

[baggebythesea]

"Boromir, impress him with your manly charm and sexual charisma. Faramir, some guys are into pathetic wet sacks, I guess."

[dogpuppy]

[carco5a]

personally i’m a fan of when a story is like. the love was there. unfortunately. this all could have actually gone a lot easier for everyone if the love hadn’t been there but here we are