Shit Post Modernism

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wokesister sauce

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Out of water? Try SOAP

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Mind crush…. Mind crush…. Mind CRUSH!!!

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Omg… Angie K Greek confirmed 🤩🙌

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Dying in an airplane simulator crash :(

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I’m

- state of the art

- Non-binary

- Nonfat

- Non-femme

- Non-masc

- Allergen-free

- Gluten-free

- Low Fodmap

- Vegan

- Emo

- Canonically illiterate

- Organ, Limb, and embryo donor

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[soupcowboy]

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Anyone know which is the best ‘woke’ bible? Preferably one that goes into *explicit* detail on David and Johnathan’s…. interactions

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oh how the tables have turned, turns out having a lil gynecomastia doesn’t hurt when your gay boyfriend won’t take his grubby little lips off them huh?

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yeah i lost weight but it was mostly in my skin

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Sex 🤤 n Stones 💪🏼 n Weed 😅 n Bones ☠️

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All I wanna do is ........

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How One Guy In Oregon Made The Best Map You’ll Ever See

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Did you know STRAWBERRIES are part of the ROSE family and are very high in ANTIOXIDANTS

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Out of soap? Try Water.

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going to Whole Foods, BOGO vegan bitcoins today

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I seriously feel like im trapped in a doll house and they just let me use apple music so.