Shit APH Canon Does

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Shit APH Ancient Rome does #3

Looms over Germany while he’s asleep.

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Shit APH Russia does #5

Places a curse on a page of the Hetalia manga.

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Shit APH England does #28

Offers to play soccer with Germany on Christmas instead of fighting.

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Shit APH Germany does #25

Is unified from his older brothers.

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Shit APH Holy Roman Empire does #2

Wonders if Italy can carry heavy Christmas decorations on his own.

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Shit APH England does #27

Says France has been in heat for a thousand years!

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Shit APH Italy does #28

Throws a grenade pin at Germany’s head.

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Shit APH Germany does #24

Almost follows the car GPS straight into a row of toilets.

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Shit APH Italy does #27

Dies if his arms and legs are restrained.

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Shit APH Lithuania does #3

Assumes Russia’s dreams are creepy.

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Shit APH America does #28

Celebrates his bicentennial!

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Shit APH Cat Italy does #1

Is pretty much the cat version of Italy.

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Shit APH Canada does #2

Thinks a house brimming with maple leaf goods is normal.

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Shit APH Hungary does #4

Makes Tokaji wine out of grapes wrinkled by noble rot.

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Shit APH Italy does #26

Screams and cries that England’s food is awful while being shipped back to Germany in a box labeled “FUCK”.

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Shit APH Italy does #25

Is happy that Japan likes his paintings and literature.

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Shit APH France does #20

Scolds England and America for fighting during an important meeting.