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Est. 06/05/16 Hetalia © Hidekaz Himaruya Tama ακα Neko!Japan Updates daily!

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If nothing else, I should be back after this weekend. I’ll respond to whatever needs doing then. Sorry for the sudden and then prolonged delay. — Mun

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056.

Has picked up and dragged certain cats/kittens to safety, because they apparently have poor survival skills. It has felt like it has taken years off his life.

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Namely?

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You wanted to fight a shark.

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057.

Take Kiku’s phone while he sleeps and walks around, catching Pokémon for him.

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056.

Has picked up and dragged certain cats/kittens to safety, because they apparently have poor survival skills. It has felt like it has taken years off his life.

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055.

Always patiently listens when another of the Nation Cats have a problem.

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054.

Is fully capable of ninja like acrobatics. He does not do it just to do it, but he can.

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Shit APH Americat Does #61

America throws him at Russia while he screams: “GO AMERICATCHU I CHOOSE YOU!”

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

You are not a Pokémon!

[shit-aphamericat-does]

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Be careful before he throws you too!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

He would severely regret it.

[aph-american-shit]

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

(CLAWS OUT, HISS HISS MOFO) Please refrain from that line of thinking right now!

[aph-american-shit]

Ooooh, you’re a STRONG pokemon! :D I could totally take out Russia with you!

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(Low growl, crouch and then the sudden presence of a demonic aura. Not Russia. Oni-neko mode, activated!)

ReTHinK ThaT, PleAsE.

[aph-american-shit]

…Did you mega-evolve?

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

I diD nOt. PLeAse sTEp bAcK.

(Polite growling demon cat. Okay, different, but not the weirdest, lbr.)

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Man, I feel like I need a master ball for you!

((Oblivious to danger Alfred is oblivious))

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I wiLL gIVe yOu oNE mOrE WarNiNg. sTEp baCk aNd cEaSe yOUr aTtacKs.

(Tama is trying, really, to be nice. Much nicer than he feels, at the moment, honestly, but everyone has their breaking point. Even – especially cats!)

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Shit APH Americat Does #61

America throws him at Russia while he screams: “GO AMERICATCHU I CHOOSE YOU!”

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

You are not a Pokémon!

[shit-aphamericat-does]

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Be careful before he throws you too!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

He would severely regret it.

[aph-american-shit]

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Omg Japancat run! I know that look! RUN!

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*looks at Americat* *gasps* AMERICATCHU YOU RETURNED TO ME :D

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Oh no

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

(Japan Cat is annoyed. That is his friend you are tormenting, Alfred. SCRATCH ATTACK!)

Stop that! We are not Pokémon!

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Are you sure?

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Very much so!

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Do pokemon even know if their pokemon?

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

I am not a Pokémon, so I would not know. I am a cat who is informing you that he is a cat.

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Shit APH Americat Does #61

America throws him at Russia while he screams: “GO AMERICATCHU I CHOOSE YOU!”

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

You are not a Pokémon!

[shit-aphamericat-does]

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Be careful before he throws you too!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

He would severely regret it.

[aph-american-shit]

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

(CLAWS OUT, HISS HISS MOFO) Please refrain from that line of thinking right now!

[aph-american-shit]

Ooooh, you’re a STRONG pokemon! :D I could totally take out Russia with you!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

(Low growl, crouch and then the sudden presence of a demonic aura. Not Russia. Oni-neko mode, activated!)

ReTHinK ThaT, PleAsE.

[aph-american-shit]

…Did you mega-evolve?

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

I diD nOt. PLeAse sTEp bAcK.

(Polite growling demon cat. Okay, different, but not the weirdest, lbr.)

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Shit APH Americat Does #61

America throws him at Russia while he screams: “GO AMERICATCHU I CHOOSE YOU!”

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

You are not a Pokémon!

[shit-aphamericat-does]

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Be careful before he throws you too!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

He would severely regret it.

[aph-american-shit]

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Omg Japancat run! I know that look! RUN!

[aph-american-shit]

*looks at Americat* *gasps* AMERICATCHU YOU RETURNED TO ME :D

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Oh no

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

(Japan Cat is annoyed. That is his friend you are tormenting, Alfred. SCRATCH ATTACK!)

Stop that! We are not Pokémon!

[aph-american-shit]

Are you sure?

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Very much so!

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Shit APH Americat Does #62

Gets his head stuck in the wall after trying to look what is inside the hole

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

A hole?

[shit-aphamericat-does]

I don’t know why there is one.. I don’t know how I even found the hole.. But one thing I can say! It was definitely not worth it!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Your owner has been obsessed with Pokémon Go, correct? Could he have tried to go…into the wall for one?

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Well.. He is unpredictable.. So that could be possible

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

I would suggest not thinking in conventional lines where Mr. America is concerned. Kiku has mentioned that it is prudent to not do as such.

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Shit APH Americat Does #62

Gets his head stuck in the wall after trying to look what is inside the hole

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

A hole?

[shit-aphamericat-does]

I don’t know why there is one.. I don’t know how I even found the hole.. But one thing I can say! It was definitely not worth it!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Your owner has been obsessed with Pokémon Go, correct? Could he have tried to go...into the wall for one?

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Shit APH Americat Does #61

America throws him at Russia while he screams: “GO AMERICATCHU I CHOOSE YOU!”

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

You are not a Pokémon!

[shit-aphamericat-does]

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Be careful before he throws you too!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

He would severely regret it.

[aph-american-shit]

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Omg Japancat run! I know that look! RUN!

[aph-american-shit]

*looks at Americat* *gasps* AMERICATCHU YOU RETURNED TO ME :D

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Oh no

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

(Japan Cat is annoyed. That is his friend you are tormenting, Alfred. SCRATCH ATTACK!)

Stop that! We are not Pokémon!

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Shit APH Americat Does #61

America throws him at Russia while he screams: “GO AMERICATCHU I CHOOSE YOU!”

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

You are not a Pokémon!

[shit-aphamericat-does]

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Be careful before he throws you too!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

He would severely regret it.

[aph-american-shit]

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

(CLAWS OUT, HISS HISS MOFO) Please refrain from that line of thinking right now!

[aph-american-shit]

Ooooh, you’re a STRONG pokemon! :D I could totally take out Russia with you!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

(Low growl, crouch and then the sudden presence of a demonic aura. Not Russia. Oni-neko mode, activated!)

ReTHinK ThaT, PleAsE.

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Shit APH Americat Does #61

America throws him at Russia while he screams: “GO AMERICATCHU I CHOOSE YOU!”

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

You are not a Pokémon!

[shit-aphamericat-does]

I know! I tried to show him I’m not one, but I think he played to much Pokémon Go so that he thinks I’m one D:

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

Tha– He! Yo– (Distressed and annoyed Tama sound. Congrats. You broke him two days in where as 2p! Czech Kitty hasn’t in weeks!) I am going to have words with your owner.

[shit-aphamericat-does]

Be careful before he throws you too!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

He would severely regret it.

[aph-american-shit]

*looks suspiciously at Japancat* …are you a pokemon, and can I throw you at Russia?

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

(CLAWS OUT, HISS HISS MOFO) Please refrain from that line of thinking right now!

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

053.

Samples and likes to consume onigiri, in so long as it has a protein in it. He is not a fan of umeboshi or any vegetable only ones.

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Shit APH Americat Does #62

Gets his head stuck in the wall after trying to look what is inside the hole

[shitaphjapancatdoes]

A hole?