Shit APH Murica Does @shitaphmuricadoes - Tumblr Blog

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Sets the Star-Spangled Banner as England's ringtone and calls him repeatedly during world meetings

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practically screams the song "American Tears" in the shower (If you've never heard the song please look it up it's terrible)

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The security guards hate him for it.

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Blasts "Murica! F*** Yeah!" every time he enters the room for a world meeting. Fog machines and fireworks are added effects if he's feeling particularly snazzy.

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It’s always a shock on the new president’s first day.

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OOC Announcement

Aight guys, I know I haven’t been very active on here, and I’m sorry about that. To make it up to you, because I do love you all., for the next three days (ending at 12:00 AM, Thursday, September 1st), if you submit a thing Murica does with “(dooble)” after it, i’ll make special note of it and draw Alfred doing whatever activity you’ve described! Note: No NSFW, please, this is a kid-friendly blog and the mun is a minor!

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Constantly sings patriotic songs. Because 'Murica.

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guess who figured out how to cell shade

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((Hey guys!! Just a lil reminder that I've got a main blog which is where I post the vast majority of my stuff, so pls check that out if u get a chance! Thanks! ^^))

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A conversation that actually happened with my family and I: Fam: I don't think you are doing it right... Me: SHUT UP LET ME RUN MY COUNTRY (This was a project) Do you think this has ever happened between America and England?

Of course.

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Who founded America?

America was not founded. It spawned from the teardrops of an eagle.

What. Whaaaat. Whaaaaaaaat. How does a blog of nothing but shitposts get this popular. I'm without words. Thank you so much, guys, seriously. Your notes make my day. I love you all! -mun theo

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I need more awesome words to say Someone should teach me some new words in other languages That would be fan-freaking-tastic please Or just What are some of the best words to say (for how you say it, the meaning LITERALLY ANYTHING I NEED NEW WORDS)