Well, my friends bullied me into downloading this damn app so I'll make a pinned post I guess.
What's up fuckers, I'm Nora, an independent researcher, or trainer, or scientist, whatever the fuck you wanna call it. Anyway, I'm from Hoenn, but I travel regularly to experiment with what makes each region special. My favorite so far is gigantamax. It's like mega evolution but bigger, it's so fun.
Anyway, meet my kaiju squad. We've got
Crispy, my coalossal. He's actually really sweet as long as there's absolutely no water anywhere, which is fine because I hate the taste of water. The faucet is his mortal enemy. This pic is him after a water drop fell on his nose in a cave.
Spike, my, uhh, tyranitar? Idk he's not in the Hoenn pokedex. I assume he's a regional variant that's rock/electric but idk, he looks like someone built him but he eats and sleeps so idk. He acts like a normal tyranitar, fucking prick. But I wuv him
Klash, my Kommo-o. He's actually really calm aside from the fact that his favorite thing is to climb really high and shake his scales so loud it sounds like 20 Clawitzer having a free-for-all. He also likes scritches under his arms and the chocolate poke-puffs
Jet, my Salamence. Photos like this are rare, he's so damn lazy. I thought he had arthritis but no he just hates moving more than anything. I've had a salamencite on order for him for three months and honestly I'm so sick of waiting I'll just go look for one if it's not here in a week. I wanna see if it motivates him to exercise more
Hunk, my duraludon. Surprisingly, he has a wi-fi connection, but it doesn't work when he's in his ball, so it's not super useful. I still love him tho. He's a damn good battler, best I've had so far.
And finally, Leap, my basculegion. Accidental catch tbh, I wanted a magikarp for breakfast, but after three hours of what I thought was one of those golden super-magikarp I reeled this guy in. He did NOT wanna be my friend but after a solid few days of poke-puffs and space we're tight.
I'm not sure where I'm going next, but I'll keep everybody posted, promise<3