munch my brunch hole

i’m nick and welcome to my crib

[noturfknbaby]

I wonder what you taste like?

Battery acid go away

[aajae]

lady dimitrescu hearing me break every single glass object in her castle

[danejuanreturns]

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

[chubbyangel666]

[choked-up]

sorry I have a fat ass and a perfect sense of humor😔

[ankle-beez]

Antarctica????

[ankle-beez]

"Meet my daughter, Maria Pakistan Earthworm Lopez"

[ankle-beez]

This is the best response this post could've received

[whitepeopletwitter]

[matchagirl]

[demi-moron]

Is he... you know........... allowed to give blood?

[tics-deactivated20201202]

[furfag]

every time u like one of my posts ur kissing me and if u reblog it that’s with tongue

[altonbrowns]

[t3sticles]

I don’t have a personality I jus have mental illness and a huge penis

[smking2death]

no homo but put ur dick in my mouth for a quick sec

[cursedimagez]

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[aceofsquiddles]

I know this place in California that I really think you’d like

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