Livin like Larry

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” lmao this whole acc is so ugly and was coded in 2013 who tf let me do this but i dont got time to fix it lmaoo bye

[kapriccino]

Roses, probably from Lance

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

shiro pile!!

add ur shiro?!?!?!?!

[cherrigf]

there he issss

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

FUFKC THERE HE IS

[h0wls]

helo…….

[kapriccino]

((DJ Khaled voice)) anotha one,,

[kapriccino]

kidge the frog? permit?

either way it’s an atrocity

[kapriccino]

*struggles to reach over desk and slides a penny your way* more permit please?

aha wow anon i cant believe u forced my hand onto my tablet to create this i cannot believe youre making me do this ahaha

here’s a shitty discolored late night gift that was the worst 30 minutes of my life drawing,, permit? kermidge? who even is she she doesnt even go here

[shitbost]

Dam, he been doin squats? 😍😍😍 Ya boy is mad thicc 😫😤😤👌🏻👏🏻💦

[shitbost]

My boy thought he was dead, he really fucking thought he was dead, his bitch ass thought he was a goner, so much that he even said "help" as a possible last word. We eating good tonight boys, he'll even just this picture fed me a 5 course meal. But I don't blame that thing that attacked, him if some fucker came round my waters with that haircut I'd kill them too. Don't want the bad haircut fairy infecting my waters ykno. Like yo this man comes around thinking he's entitled to sip your sweet ass liquids with his hair looking like that, even dipping his presumably greasy ass hair into ya fuckin waters. That shit wouldn't go by me. That haircut literally just asked me if I wanted to listen to their indie rock bands music. I won't stand for this any longer if the writers don't unfuck shiros shit up I'm going to quit this show. I'm going to sue, hell I'll even fuck Jeremy shada up. I won't stand for this disrespect, not in my fucking house.

[shitbost]

Take a fucking sip babes

[grindlebone]

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously? Yeeeep.

[tygermama]

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

[sunrisenebula]

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

[africansouljah]

me: i’d rather be single, i don’t need nobody 

me: “sees happy couple on my dash”

me: 

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[chaofruity]

hey everyone try this

Shut up

[1-800-fuckyou]

[chaofruity]

[1-800-fuckyou]

[kapriccino]

Hello heres a shitty sketch that U was too lazy to line of my OC,,,

his name is Ame,,,hes like 12 and he has no friends nd gets bullied a lot about his eyes (hence all the bandaids)

he usually wears bandaids over hid lower eyes too to hide them,,,,

he lov milk but hes a bit lactose intolerant,,,,,, my son,,,

[ripleytwd]

“U do u”- @steveyeun Instagram

[sadgayfish]

Keith really isn’t taking Shiro’s second disappearance well is he

[the-salt]

Literally wtf did I say last night about Yeun being a cryptid I’m not even wrong

[kapriccino]

AU where everything is the same but Keith somehow got this cape and every time a slight inconvenience happens he goes around the castle in it

[kapriccino]

Roses, probably from Lance

[kapriccino]

AU where everything is the same but Lance finds a skateboard in that Earth store and he just remembers this post and fucks with the whole castle

also Keith probably isn’t having it sometimes when Lance scares the galra outta him

[kapriccino]

i bet keith sleeps shirtless and lance loves it

[kapriccino]

Here are 2 paintings I have lying around my room lmao