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hello vonnie
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@ihaveahordingproblem
i don’t usually find “[x character] has committed war crimes” jokes all that funny because they usually forget that what makes a war crime a war crime instead of a regular offense is that it’s happening during a declared war. i’m rewatching avatar though and nothing brings me more pleasure to be able to say shit like “sokka has canonically broken the geneva convention” and have it actually check out
Yeah
"hayden pike on the ottawa centaurs" this, "hayden pike on the ottawa centaurs" that... cliff marleau on the ottawa centaurs
I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him
rocky can and does just sit on the bed next to grace too. however this has received complaints such as 'Rocky stop moving around, I'm trying to sleep.'
Ilya thinks he wouldn't have gone to the cottage without the Scott/Kip cup kiss. But he has failed to consider that there's no more hockey for Shane to watch and with his injuries no hockey practice to play and no hockey training to do. So Shane can direct ALL his obsessiveness on Ilya and on getting Ilya to agree to come to the cottage. Ilya's resolve doesn't stand a chance. He will be going to the cottage.
I can’t believe I never posted this tapestry I made
(no I didn’t block it okay)
Ilya and Shane are not driving to games together. Ilya has bad bunny blasting and a Carmel macchiato in one hand. Shane is driving with his fifteen minute mindfulness meditation on and an agave sweetened electrolytes drink in the cup holder to be sipped only at stoplights.
They tried Shane’s way once together and Ilya fell asleep in the passenger’s seat still holding his macchiato (Shane had the car professionally cleaned during the game for fear that the seat would be permanently ruined if it waited until the next day). They tried Ilya’s way once and Shane had to pee all through warmups and nearly had a panic attack during the first period. It was deemed a necessity for their job security that they continue to drive separately and offset by 10 minutes so they don’t see each other on the road. (Ilya takes Anya out one more time after Shane leaves and then speeds the whole way there, so they only arrive five minutes apart.) When they are on the road, Shane gets the hotel room after their nap and Ilya hangs with Troy. (Troy doesn’t actually have a routine, he just goes with Ilya’s because it drowns out his other thoughts (that’s why Ilya goes with Ilya’s too))
They're just silly
I feel like the very likely possibility that Shane also has depression would be very interesting to explore.
Autism and depression, as well as anxiety and depression, are heavily linked. Around 40% of autistic adults will receive a depression diagnosis in their lifetime, and around 60% of people with anxiety will also experience symptoms of depression.
Now obviously, I imagine Shane would experience depression differently than Ilya. And maybe that’s why it would take a long time for him, or anyone really, to notice. I imagine it would look like Shane being quietly miserable a lot of the time, and being unaware that not everyone feels that. Or maybe he hears Ilya describe what his depression feels like sometimes and Shane gets confused because he feels that way too, but doesn’t everyone? Don’t most people feel like everything is a chore? Don’t most people go through the day just waiting for it to be over?
Idk, but Shane with high-functioning depression is extremely interesting to me.
which could mean nothing
this is exactly what i post on instagram when my coworkers wife makes jokes about him cheating on her with me/my puppet
Well. He's as close to being "on Rocky's chest" as possible considering the circumstances
my favorite part of this whole thing tbh
rocky being a fucking freak is my favorite headcanon This is who was first contact with aliens. doomed all eridians really
The promise
i finished the audiobook in 4 days, saw the movie the day after, and have dragged everyone else i know into the Project Hail Mary pit by their ankles. so, y'know, i feel TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THEM!!!!
my drawings are a fusion of the book and movie aesthetically, but I decide to keep Rocky's little shirt + the horrible burn scarring of the "lets shove Rocky in the airlock to save him" scene.
i also designed this sticker, and if anyone wants to buy one, lmk:
the post is getting unwieldy in a "do you love the color of the sky?" manner, but ilya learns this while reading through an allergy forum and it keeps him up at night for WEEKS
shane is peacefully snoozing away after a tasty allergy-compliant dinner and meanwhile ilya is just
I could have killed him with one blowjob
ILYA'S TURN TO WAKE SHANE UP FOR A PLAN HE'S BEEN THINKING ABOUT FOR HOURS
ilya: "shane, shane wake up"
shane, head lifting but eyes still closed: "hmrph?"
"i am signing us up for first aid class, yes?"
"hrumph?"
"this way if there is a peanut blowjob or something, we will know what to do."
shane, FULLY incapable of processing that sentence, especially at 3 in the fucking morning:
