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Brain: //starts down an OCD spiral Grusha: OH MY GODDDD //runs in and smashes a steel chair over a depiction of the brain// WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEEEP

#grusha #sorry to everybody following the grusha tag that you get a silly fictive post #the best part is that it worked

Tian: You could not pay me to introject that thing Grusha: ..........what?

#tian #grusha #sorry to everybody following the grusha tag that you get a silly fictive post

I think that person should [remembers that it's bad to wish fatal harm on others] go in the washing machine

Erik

#erik

I'm all out of UwUs I need a cigarette

Harding

#harding

I love my son he made me spicy noodles

Monk

#monk #about erik

Uwo: let me walk you back through what you did wrong, ok? Vel: ok Uwo: Instead of going "what's 25-7?" Uwo: you went "what's the closest /MULTIPLE OF 7/ to 25?" Uwo: and then wondered why you'd managed to confuse yourself Vel: Uwo: you didn't even go "how much would i need to add to make the difference a multiple of 10?" and work backwards! Vel: yea ok i see my blunder ^^;

#vel #uwo

the sloth: Isn't [putting art up on places you know you'll get praise and not criticism] called an echo chamber though? The Supervillain: No??? Do you have a brain? //knocks on the sloth's head// Is this thing empty??

#the sloth #the supervillain

The Persistent I: We shouldn't eat, as punishment for not liking onions and disposing of the food made for us Grusha: I love you or whatever but I need you to shut the fuck up

#the persistent i #grusha #sorry to everybody following the grusha tag that you get a silly fictive post

I don't WANT to work. I wanna play minecraf and kiss boys

Filomere

#filomere

The Persistent I: What if [the chef] won't serve us cuz we're pathetic? Grusha: That's a normal thought, I'm sure (sarcasm)

#the persistent i #grusha #sorry to everybody following the grusha tag that you get a silly fictive post

That's extremely disordered of you, king

Grusha

#grusha #sorry to everybody following the grusha tag that you get a silly fictive post #this was said to mellan #not to the alter we have whose actual name is king

If anybody draws me thin again, I will send them videos of Yama

Monk

#monk #he is referring to the retired sumo wrestler

[thing] is okay but it's not illegal so I'm not very interested

Feyla

#feyla

Feyla: evil is cool! //pats against Roae's cheek Roae: thank you tiny child

#feyla #roae

sorry the tyrant king killed you and thinks it's funny

Tian (about .)

#tian

Cain: I can be Australian Tian: //flashback to the year and a half Cain spent as a naga due to a similar level of whim// Don't

#tian #cain

Tian: Hey BG so since you know how many alters are in the system, do you have a number? BG: 4,449,529 Tian: Pardon? BG: 5,449,429 Tian: Wait that was different BG: 5,449,529 ✅ Mimir: Does that include the dust bunnies? BG: No BG: with dust bunnies it's 7,144,652 Tian: are you coming up with these numbers at random or what

#tian #bg #mimir #this is an aida-verified fact but it's still not fully comprehensible

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