Shit Embry-Riddle Students Say

Things heard in class by a Prescott Aeronautical Science student on a daily basis in class.

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"I'm just sayin, it's fun to chase people who've stolen stuff"

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“Calculus is a little like sex. You have to know how to do it! I don’t want you to end up naked in the Walmart!!”

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“Maybe if Moses would’ve got some pussy, he wouldn’t be such a dumbass.”

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“Do you guys ever fly airplane? Cool. Now sometimes does the airplane feel like it sees something cool on the ground and goes NYOOOM and touches the ground? Really hard?”

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*regarding Japanese FW-190 model kits*

“Find me a weeb! I can’t read this!”

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“Darth Vader is a hot pocket that isn’t cooked right; burned on the outside, fucked up on the inside.”

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College: it’s really about making dicks in the snow.

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*Yoda accent*

“MmmmHHHMMMM.... Excretions.”

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"x^6 is just a fat parabola.... it's like me! I'm a fat parabola."

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“35/7 is in fact 5; and I can prove this by saying 5*7=35. Now wait, 0/0=23. This is because 0*23=0. Boom. Winner.”

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"If you see a tomahawk cruise missile coming at you at warp 6, then just bail out."

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"It's really angry, didn't have its vodka this morning."

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"Russian looks like English but you can't read it. It's like English with numbers."

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"Assuming my wing is still attached to my airplane, which is VERY desirable..."

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"The air is made of all bunch of stuff. Cool, I don't care it's not important."

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"Through black magic, sorcery and wizardry we create lift!"

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"The Russians built some weird shit. So muscly and bulbous, stick a spare camel leg in the engine and it's fine."