FCKN AVOCADO.

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@mcgnetic

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starter call!! 

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« child of the corn     ...     i crack myself up. »

                                           ❛   WHAT   THE  ——–   no,   dude,    my    hair    isn't   a    SEX   TOY,    where    the   hell    did   ya'   get    such    ABSURD     idea    from?!  i'mma   let    ya’    know    that    my    hair’s   a    PRIDE    of    m’    gang.   it’s    not    CORN,    as    well,   by    the    way.    IT’S.    REAL.    MOTHERFUCKING.    HAIR.   deal    with    it.   ❜

          ❛    ... nah, i still think it’s a fuckin’ sex toy. look at it. the FORM, the shape, the apparent dexterity to it. it’s like one big ass finger.     ‘ pride of your bang ‘     WHERE’RE YOU FROM? children of the corn? ‘cause it sure looks like it’s straight from a stephen king movie.     ( i am so fucking funny sometimes it’s too much to deal with! )  ❜

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« another angsty teen. »

          ‘ ‘cause they find it COOL i guess? ‘ell if i know, i steer clear of ‘em, they ain’t worth th’headache they always cause – an’i ain’t a goddamn teenager, bud – …m’gonna guess ya jus’can’t talk ‘bout th’same thin’ for long periods of time, so i ain’t gonna ask how he came int’question… … actually, yea, I AM. what th’hell are ya spewin’. ‘

                    ❛  being sad     ...     is cool?  ❜ spiral into an eternal abyss of questioning the difference between COOL &. UNCOOL with sad &. happy. this was too much to deal with. when did sad equal cool. was he uncool. IMPOSSIBLE to think but now      ━━     could it be that he’s dug his own grave? 

              blah, blah, blah, she had been saying SOMETHING to pass from one ear to the next pretty darn fast for his catlike senses to have missed     ( or he just hadn’t been paying enough attention     ━━     but that was COMPLETELY unbelievable. )      so torn about what was right &. what was wrong     ━━     did he NEED an angsty aesthetic too?     ━━     he nodded to whatever the fuck she was saying. ❛  uh-huh     ...     SURE     ... ha ha ha.  ❜

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teach me how to be cool like u, uncle :)

           ❛  i don’t know who the fuck you are, but the fact you have the NERVE to ask how to be cool is just offensive.     ━━     you don’t learn about it. you FEEL it. get out of my sights.  ❜

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OH, HI !

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Send me "&" for my muses reaction to yours tracing one of their scars.

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« fuckin’ ripped &. it bothers me. »

▉▉▉ ▍✪「 @shitemojis 」

                               ❛  EASE UP ON THE LANGUAGE.  there are dames present.  ❜  his arms are crossed like a  p a r e n t  who’s chastising a child. he lets out a heavy sigh & shakes his head. ❛ so, what are we looking at then? do we need a team or just us?  ❜

          ❛  you know half the language of today is based on the fuckin’ beautiful cycle of     ‘ vulgar vocabulary. ‘     i’m pretty gosh-darn sure they’ve heard SOMEONE in their lives say fuck before!  ❜     arms in the AIR &. little exagerrated motions here &. there would have sold it clear enough     ( at least he should hope, seeing who the heck he was talking to in the beginning     ━━     because that’s captain FUCKING america! ) 

            hands shaped like binoculars     ( ‘cause how else was he gonna see THAT for away )    did he squint through blurred shapes &. POSSIBLE shadows in the distance would he nod once    ━━     maybe twice just to make sure, &. turn his head towards a man that looked like he could be the direct link to keeping a helicopter GROUNDED for just a little bit.     ❛  eh, what’s the harm of it, let’s go ALL out. no need to tap one on the avenger’s speed dial.  ❜

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HI IM BACK LMAO -- 

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did i make a frank castle? 👀

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Send me a ╰☆╮ and...

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1st Person gets: A gentle hug

2nd Person gets: A night out

3rd Person gets: to see my muse naked (results may vary)

4th Person gets: A heartfelt confession

5th Person gets: To see my muse cry

6th Person gets: Chained to my muse for three days

7th Person gets:  to kill my muse

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                       ❛ i only have one thing to say     …     :                                               fuck everyone who had a club penguin membership. ❜

open.

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HI IM BACK  I WAS SICK ALL WEEK  AND HAD A PRESENTATION I HAD TO STRSS ABOUT  BUT IM HERE NOW 

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                      ❛ i’m not leaving until you teach me how to do jutsu. it’s been my life’s dream ever since i was nothing but a child to do shit like ramensengan or whatever it’s called     --     don’t try to bullshit me out of THIS, i’ve seen what you guys can do unless  you’re a FRAUD     --     &. if you are, i’m gonna have to call the cops on you. ❜

@babeato

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                      ❛ i like that your last name has a shit ton of rhymes to it     --     now THAT’S something i can appreciate     :     KILLS, TILLS, FILLS, DILLS, KRILLS      ...     KILLS. i like that, the best     --     mostly cause i can’t come up with any more but i think you sorta get where i’m going with this right? ❜

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