Shit For Stoners

Whatever I find funny or interesting. Hope you have fun scrolling through 😉feel free to message me or ask any questions! (Please be 18+)

[kannabi-co]

Royal high-ness

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

God I had a theories of human nature exam today and this image kept flashing in my head every time any one of these three were mentioned

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[rikuzegram]

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

[thedevilsofficialblog]

NEWS PIG

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”

[glizzygaymer]

I chuckling so hard rn

[colehersch]

the Kiss My Ass singing man— an old snap story from when i lived in chicago

[bearzerky]

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

[spyadults]

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

[avvocarlo]

[rooks]

The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far

[roaringstream]

They deadass got a live bear….

[cagedangels]

My relationship with my followers

[yourbasicbitchsusan]

Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.

Followers:

Me:

Followers:

Me: okay, I’ll just reblog some pictures.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[riotsnotdiets]

[yeahwehadatime]

[revolutionarykoolaid]

reblog to save a life

[rainpuddle13]

Sound advice for southerners who are not experienced with driving in the snow…

[sputnikcentury]

this is an extremely southern mood

[thorinobsessed]

Driving in the snow is like taking MeeMaw to Sunday Church Brunch

[uwhe-arts]

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

[sixpenceee]

Photographer Angus James was fortunate enough to capture this shot. He said: “As I was pulling my lure from the fish to release back into the water I noticed two little eyes looking back at me from inside the fish’s mouth. After capturing this picture, the little green tree frog leaped straight past my head onto the nearest tree. It was one of the coolest things I have seen in my life! This is one lucky frog!” You can now follow Angus at The “Never Give Up” Frog with Angus James.

[yoafricanuncle]

He got lucky that day