The Witticisms of Mutants

A bunch of girls in Boston. Our apartment is named after Genosha. We say a lot of shit.

[shitgenoshanssay]

Maybe Saturday? IDK what Marcy's plans are other than that she's lesbian sundae

Indy (“Leaving Sunday. I was trying to say, leaving Sunday”)

[shitgenoshanssay]

If you blow on the head of a lesbian, it's good luck.

Sarah

[shitgenoshanssay]

Everyone in Genosha is now dragons

Jenni: I would be a dragon who hoards dangerous, short, blonde-haired women.

Marissa: I'd hoard dresses.

Liza: I'd hoard arrows and shiny things.

Me: What kind of things would I hoard if I were a dragon?

Jenni: The tears of your enemies.

[experimentalmadness]

Okay so clearly the solution to our problems now is to quit our jobs and become dragons full time.

Marcy and the rest of Genosha, probably. (via experimentalmadness)

[shitgenoshanssay]

Guys, I can't choose between the Bop-It, the lumberjack fantasies, and the clitoris

Jenni

[shitgenoshanssay]

On an unrelated note, aside from cake and polyamory—

Jenni

[shitgenoshanssay]

No, it's not gonna be okay! I'm tipsy, and gay, and– and Gillian Anderson!

Jenni

[shitgenoshanssay]

Marcy: I hear children. Why do I hear children?

Sarah: It sounds like they're doing a ritual.

Marcy: IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE DOING A RITUAL.

[shitgenoshanssay]

Indy (as herself): what's a pinwheel, Grandma?

Indy (as her grandmother): well, dear, it's when you get a bunch of lesbians and you roll around in a circle.

Marcy: now you're just making shut up!!!!

[shitgenoshanssay]

God is real and He's in that sweet potato

Marcy

[shitgenoshanssay]

YOU JUST WANT ME FOR MY BALLS

Indy

[shitgenoshanssay]

Gin

Josh: well I don't wanna make out with a PINE TREE

Liza: IT'S FUCKING JUNIPER, YOU FUCKING FUCK

[shitgenoshanssay]

Josh (trying to open jar): ARGHHGERRGHHHH

Marcy: What is going on over there???

Josh: I'm having some MAN-PAIN about PRESERVES

[shitgenoshanssay]

Marissa: So many dandelions in the backyard...

Momo: I know!!! Aren't they pretty???

Josh: Ugh, they're having sex in my nose.

[shitgenoshanssay]

The Purge

Marissa (as she cleans out box of birthday cards): I don't need this pinecone.

[rebuildingbabel-deactivated2017]

I have very tiny legs, but I’m full of anger and determination.

Marcy (via spiritsflame)

[shitgenoshanssay]

Marcy (talking about Marvel's upcoming extended Nazi AU, Hail Hydra): Fuck Rick Remender. Never write anything again.

Liza (burps VERY LOUDLY): More like DICK Remender, amirite?