I fucked your mom Shitlips

this theme sucks ass but im lazy its ya grl Lup

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who cares if i bite my nails my body is a crumbling heap of reused materials

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OH SHIT 

yeah lulu told me not to bite my nails and i said “i thought you liked em short”

and made a finger v

shes still kinda annoyed at me

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i was talking to my press manager, (my right fist) my Public Relations expert, (my left fist) and lulu (my love) and i

lost track of where this post was going

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just having convos with my legion of fans

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oh i forgot to mention

i burned that guys outfit

you would have too

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someone

tell me not to set fire to this mans horrible horrible horrible outfit

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how do you guys like.... handle it?

not being me

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god its good to be me

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just finished beating my meat whats Shaking everyone

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lulu has been making me “behave” in public for BOB business and im not having that

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i forgot how much i loved being a gremlin

[koloheboy]

srry bout my nip 

[bombastard]

me and @spitpiss hanging out and those drink’s we’ve got are called “JUICY PUSSY” ! that’s how we’re partying right now. 

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my motto in life

if you doodoo on yourself

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aringarosso replied to your post: being a celebrity means knowing that someone...

why? why are you making me read this?

ive been unfollowed by 2 people since i started posting

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being a celebrity means knowing that someone somewhere is jerking it to the thought of you inflating like a balloon

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spankhops replied to your post: disclaimer: i dont actually want your piss

way to let a motherfucker down

did you know humans discovered phosphorous because one thirsty mother fucker thought he could turn piss into gold?