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you are a good boy.

thats it. im gonna get wasted tonight again i don't wanna think about any of this

CAN WE PLEASEEEE FUCKKKKKK PLEASEEEEEE

i sent you 12 sex applications through email and you kept saying the emails were corrupted PLEASEEEE PLEASEEEE CAN I ATLEAST JUDT GET A FOTO OF YOUR ASS. OH MY GODDD. BROO. BROOO. HEY. PLEASSEE OH NY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DUDD PLEASE OH MY GOD HOLY DHITTTT

NOT ON MY BUSINESS ACCOUNT DUDE

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please dont get aborted i love you

too late. im aborting myself by drinking the nicest whiskey ever

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aborted alfred ackerman voice: id have invested in shit... if i existed

‼️abortion rights

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why wont you have sex with me on tumblr dot com alfred. alfred. im gay lets fuck 😭😭😭😭😭 cam i atleast get a pocture or a video with sound

DO YOU REALIZE THAT THIS IS MY OFFICIAL BUSINESS ACCOUNT AND NOT A FETISH SIDE BLOG????

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dude buzzfeed ai generated your entire ass and put it on a listicle called 'heres what the most hated ceos would look like buttass naked' and people cant stfu about it on twitter theyre like 'wheres his balls?' and 'why isnt his ass hairy' and theyre also saying you have a very feminine frame and saying it might not even be ai generated what do you have to say about this

clearly someone put a prompt like "a naked picture of mr shitlord with pussy instead his big penis and a feminine body in general". why would i care about ai. sure its scary how realistic it gets with each update but its still ai generated. why would i care. stop believing everything you see on the internet

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i'm gonna do things to you and keep you locked and then i'll let you out to see the look on your face when you get to the doctor and they say it's too late and won't let you abort it

??????????????????? STOP SCARING ME WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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nevermind shiitake mushrooms are chinese. open a chinese restaurant call it shiitttake

I WOULD DO IT IF I KNEW HOW TO MANAGE IT

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open a japanese restaurant call it shiitttake

LMAO i don't know how to manage a restaurant though

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hey man i invested in shitcoin and it awakened something in me and now i fantasize about spilling it all over your face and your sunglasses and open mouth. your beautiful ceo lips dri. IM GONNA COUNT GRAVEL ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE S

keep fucking counting

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Now, be a good boy and have a slice of this banana bread.

hmmmmmmmmm ok fine you got me im actually starving rn

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good boy, alfred.

dasdla????.asfda=i NO

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hey man whens your next conference btw? me and my 14 friends would like to attend. we are. big. fans.

ooooooooooooooooh okay i see who you are. i remember that ask. uhhhhhhhh well the next week is already stuffed with plans so i don't know if your dicks will fit there

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i mean Penises

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fuck you

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hey man whens your next conference btw? me and my 14 friends would like to attend. we are. big. fans.

ooooooooooooooooh okay i see who you are. i remember that ask. uhhhhhhhh well the next week is already stuffed with plans so i don't know if your dicks will fit there

shitlord-inc-official

i mean Penises

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hey man whens your next conference btw? me and my 14 friends would like to attend. we are. big. fans.

ooooooooooooooooh okay i see who you are. i remember that ask. uhhhhhhhh well the next week is already stuffed with plans so i don't know if your dicks will fit there

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Are you okay after the kidnapping? :(

huh?? ah yeah i forgot about that. ya im good

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