Incorrect MANEO HQ

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Yunho: Did you just...refer to a knife as a "people opener"???

Literally anyone in Veritas; Should I?? Not have?

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Kitty: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine rolling up into hell already havin' had your back blown out by one of their own. Imagine you and a gang of other losers standin' at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? Legendary.

Rocky: Please it is 4am, just go to sleep.

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yoona: people be like "you're mine"

yoona: first of all

yoona: I'M on probation

yoona: I belong to the STATE

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Villain, holding Luci hostage: Give us $10,000 and we’ll give him back

Luciano: You think I’m only worth $10,000?!

Villain: What?

Luciano, grabbing megaphone: Give me that

Luciano: MAKE IT ONE BILLION DOLLARS

Leona, outside: SHINWON, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Vince: You know what, maybe just leave him there

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soka: i heard mars has no atmosphere

soka: could we create an atmosphere by playing smooth jazz and dimming the lights?

vince:

soobin: who are you and how are you so wise in the ways of science?

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Jae: Arson?

Jae: Oh, you mean “crime brûlée.”

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dae: i think i need more sleep... but i'm not sure, i'm not a brain doctor—

dae: what are they called again?

dae: brainologists?

dal: they're headboys i think

dae: i think that's it, yeah

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IN HOGWARTS

Professor: Kwon Kiha!

Sorting Hat: GRYFFINDOR!!

Kiha: thank fuck, I’m not in the same house as Kang’s crusty ass

Daehwa: what did you just say! You wanna go bitch!!

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google: 10 minute walk

quinn, feeding all the stray cats on his way home: 30 minute walk

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iseul: what's wrong?

seojin: everything

seojin: except for my face and the way i dress, obviously

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mason: have NONE of you been paying attention to what i was saying?

yeonjun: honestly i've been zoned out for the past two hours

fei: i got distracted halfway through

mira: ignoring you was a conscious decision

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Yoona: If you had to choose between your family and all of the money I have in my pocket, which one would you choose?

Beomseok: Depends. How much money are we talking about?

Vic: Seok???

Yoona: Eleven cents

Beomseok: Sold

Vic: SEOK???

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jae: you know, it's times like this that i really wish i had listened to what uncle aiden told me

kiha: why? what did he tell you?

jae: i don't know. i wasn't listening

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*at Daehwa’s funeral*

Minister: Now, Kwon Kiha to the stand

Kiha: *clears throat*

Kiha: This wouldn’t have happened if he wasn't such a little fucking bitch—

Everyone: Oh my god

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zero : *sobbing* is there something wrong with me?

yeonjun : yes, yes there is.

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Q: if you dont shut up im literally gonna punch you in the forehead Jae: but… you cant reach Q: Q: you fuckingー

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Kitty: "I'll speak french between your legs"

Kitty: That's the hottest thing I've ever been told.

Yunho: I'm just picturing someone yelling "BONJOUR!' at a penis

Jae: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!

Kiha: Titty croissants!

J: None of you should ever have sex.