Shit Mark Twain Said

[ruknowhere]

"The more I learn about people the more I like my dog".

-Mark Twain

[shitmarktwainsaid]

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.” ~Mark Twain (1835-1910)

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[bluzjunkie]

Proven By Republican Voters!

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[nevver]

December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

Mark Twain (via nevver)

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There’s a quote usually attributed to the writer Mark Twain that goes, “A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”

Funny thing about that. There’s reason to doubt that Mark Twain ever said this at all, thus, ironically, proving the point. 

Either way, it’s Mark Twain’s birthday! Happy Birthday, Mark Twain!

From the TED-Ed Lesson How false news can spread - Noah Tavlin

Animation by Patrick Smith

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[sixbucks]

I had quickly learned to tell a horse from a cow, and was full of anxiety to learn more. I was resolved to buy a horse.

LMAO at Roughing It (1872)

[davidkendall]

It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want—oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

Mark Twain (via davidkendall)

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Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Mark Twain (via an awesome AMA with Val Kilmer)

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[bekanicolex]

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

Mark Twain (via motelbunni)

[nypl]

Happy birthday, Mark Twain!! Our librarians let us know their favorite Twain quotes to celebrate. What’s you favorite quote by him?

[shitmarktwainsaid]

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

[penamerican]

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."

— Mark Twain, born on this day in 1835

[king-dinosaur-deactivated201802]

Wishing my favorite dead person a Happy Birthday!

[harriscountypl]

If Shakespeare didn’t say it, then Oscar Wilde probably did. If neither Shakespeare nor Oscar Wilde said it, I’d bet on Sam Clemens (or maybe Dorothy Parker). Happy Birthday, Sam! http://bit.ly/2gxKby5

[shitoscarwildesaid]

I may be starting a new tumblr…

[shitmarktwainsaid]

Welcome to my cousin-tumblr:

Shit Mark Twain Said