Shit Metatron Says

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who up cunting and twinking?

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hands off the handles

eyes off the road

tail lagging in the streets

his ass is NOT scooting❗ ❗ ❗

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Five foot three bitches will not save you today.

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just foraged this hot dog #apexpredator

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Call the pussy Amigara Fault the way that hole is made for me

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he's inventing new wizard sex positions just for them

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facing that directly makes him feel like a beetle baking in a hot car in the summer

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i don't need drugs to get high! i get high on hyperfocused data entry

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any neogender umbrella can be a music-related umbrella if you just believe

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Lev, holding up the cunt fan: What does this say, Maxwell? Malkav: c….. c…… FAGGOT. Lev: That’s right, Maxwell! You’re a faggot!

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i was unspeakably horny for his creepiness [in another show] so this bodes poorly for my dick

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you need to take your dick out on walks so it's less scared

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dick game so weak even your blood is [incorrect buzzer]

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ouuga penits

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In Changeling, you're huffing glue to forget about the crushing reality of a 9-5 job.

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god is a woman and she pisses like a firehose

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You’ll know it’s spring when there’s a car fire. Who needs a groundhog?