Yumichikah

Flowers can be thought to define beauty. A person’s form resembles a flower only at the time of defeat when it is torn to pieces. Independent rp blog || selective || mutuals only

[yumichikah]

"Would you rather I kill you, or would you like to jump into that pit and die? Please look this way and show me your expression. I want to see just how ugly you can get."

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[yumichikah]

Happy belated birthday to you.~

"Ah, thank you captain commander~!"

The prettiest smile was offered to the older male as Yumichika found genuine surprise washing over him. Who could predict that Kyoraku Shunsui himself would appear to deliver some birthday wishes? The man must be busier than most shinigami were on a daily basis after all.

"It's very thoughtful of you to pay me a visit when you must be swamped with work these days. Couldn't be that you're taking this opportunity to run from any unfinished papers for a moment, right?"

Yes, the pretty smile carried just a hint of playful mischief by the end of that sentence.

[reading-bleach]

— "Do you like to cook?"

— "No, I prefer to serve." ✨

[subjectitute]

@yumichikah replied to your post:

*squints*

*makes direct eye contact*

[subjectitute]

❝ my brain's not rotting, but at least i have one! if i blow in one of your ears, will i hear it whistling out the other side? i'll never know because your stink is so intense that if i get any closer i'll be destroyed! asshole! ❞

[yumichikah]

"Go ahead and get destroyed then, stupid! I'll be crowned as a hero for defeating the most stinkiest stink that has ever stinked, thus saving the world from certain doom!"

[subjectitute]

@yumichikah replied to your post:

*squints*

*makes direct eye contact*

[subjectitute]

❝ oh yeah? you're the embodiment of a flower? maybe if that flower was that one that stinks like rotten flesh to attract flies! but even then you somehow stink worse, idiot! ❞

[yumichikah]

"I see the unfathomably toxic odor you emit has melted the last of your braincells by now since it's your own rotting brain you're smelling, dumbass!"

[subjectitute]

@yumichikah replied to your post:

*squints*

*makes direct eye contact*

[subjectitute]

❝ yeah?? and what would you know about flowers? you stink so bad that you have a radius of impact! you kill 'em all before you can even see 'em! ❞

[yumichikah]

"Who the hell do you think you're talking to?! I am THE beauty of the Elevent, an embodiment of a flower myself!! You must be incredibly slow on top of that world-ending stink!!"

[subjectitute]

@yumichikah replied to your post:

*squints*

*makes direct eye contact*

[subjectitute]

❝ HAH? look who's talking! when's the last time you showered?? i can see the aura of stink coming off of you! ❞

[yumichikah]

"AURA OF STINK?! Look who is talking! You stink so bad even the most stubborn flowers wither in your presence!"

[subjectitute]

@yumichikah replied to your post:

*squints*

*makes direct eye contact*

[subjectitute]

❝ yeah. but you see, i've already thought about that. there's something you haven't considered. ❞

[yumichikah]

"Well maybe next thing you should think about is brushing your teeth, mister smelly breath. You really had fish for lunch, huh?"

[yumichikah]

-- howthefudgedoyoucutpostsagain

[subjectitute]

@yumichikah replied to your post:

*squints*

*makes direct eye contact*

[yumichikah]

*returns the favor, unimpressed*

[subjectitute]

❝ don't worry, yumichika. we're working on a cure. ❞

[yumichikah]

"Pretty bold of you to assume you won't be the one needing a cure after running your mouth like that--"

[luckymadarame]

Rubbing his butt lazily.

[yumichikah]

"So you're really not getting me a cake, huh?"

[luckymadarame]

Rolling on the carpet, he groaned when his butt pressed against the floor as he watched at him.

"I think... my wallet is empty... but I have sake... do you want?"

[yumichikah]

"And here I thought my best friend would make my birthday a day to remember - guess I was wrong. Instead he forgot to even get me a single slice of cake."

Yes, he lets out a very dramatic sigh after these silly complaints, this attitude being very much familiar to anyone who knew him even slightly.

"You're not gonna bother to pour the sake into a nice cup for me either, are you?"

[yumichikah]

-- I definitely haven't been gone so long that I don't even have xkit installed anymore thanks to me getting a new PC a few months back or anything of such. Don't at me.

[subjectitute]

@yumichikah replied to your post:

*squints*

*makes direct eye contact*

[yumichikah]

*returns the favor, unimpressed*

[luckymadarame]

Rubbing his butt lazily.

[yumichikah]

"So you're really not getting me a cake, huh?"

[turnbackthependulum]

Yumichika, probably: There are no straight men, just men who haven't met me.

[blackwolfmanx4]

Happy Birthday, Yumichika Ayasegawa! 🎉🎂🎁