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It turns out that having no obligations or responsibilities looks a lot like watching Netflix in sweatpants for 12 hours a day.

#shitnobodythinksabout #3 weeks between jobs is too much #netflix

Had plans that I forgot about, then made new plans with someone else at the same time. This is my worst nightmare.

#the anxiety is real #shitnobodythinksabout #socially awkward

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don’t you just hate it when a vending machine doesn’t accept your almost-well-kinda wrinkled dollar? I’m just like “Bruh, nobody ain’t perfect.”

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Preach.

I keep ignoring the top apple in the bag of apples. It's got a weird spot on it and I don't want to eat it. But I don't want it to feel weird about me not eating it, you know? Maybe I'll make it into a pie.

#shitnobodythinksabout #apples #iwantpie

Why are the crosswalk signals orange and white? And when did we start using pictures instead of words? Was the orange not conveying the correct message to pedestrians?

#shitnobodythinksabout #crosswalks

People who leave their toasters plugged in all the time really freak me out.

#shitnobodythinksabout #toasters #why

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