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hi i'm back sorry i was gone from everything for a while anyway imagine modern college AU ford realizing he's no closer to having a boyfriend than when he started college like he thought he would after high school, so in the midst of this realization coinciding with the end of the semester and stress of impending finals, naturally he decides to download grindr just out of curiosity. to see whats on there. is he looking to fuck? no. is he even looking for a boyfriend? no, he's still happily single, he just wants to see what's out there, yknow? so he just checks it every now and again, curious... there are hot men nearby that actually have a chance of reciprocating his attraction to him??? crazy!!! maybe I- sorry- he can "slide into DMs" (whatever it is kids say these days) and just talk to and maybe befriend them. so he ends up having some nice conversations (both sexual and not) with random guys on there (amidst the tenfold more guys who just want to see his dick, suck his dick, have him suck their dick, etc. that he has to turn down), sometimes even a fellow nerd (even a HOT fellow nerd)! about a month into this he realizes he hasn't been keeping up with his blorbos and fandom (probably star trek) and he misses them so he gets a clever idea for a blog post and- wait...

oh wait forgot this is a stancest blog. uhh. one guy ford has some nice talks with and befriends on grindr is stan. neither of them know. discuss.

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I desperately need to cuddle with mullet!Stan help

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hiiii i've had a really rough day to top off an overall rough week. can someone send like. mullet!stan x reader and/or researcher!ford x reader and/or 30s stancest fluff thoughts or something please i could really use it

also they can be headless or something if you want idk 😳 though i'm going to answer it on @headless-stans if that's the case :P

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Tumblr just gave me this fuckass temu ad for a singlet (below the cut)

And you all know how I am about men in tank tops (and similar things). Of course my first thought is Stan or Ford wearing this 🤤

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I got the ad again. What is going on.

I feel like either of the Stan bros would wear these:

I WEAR PINK

FOR MYSELF

MY SCARS

TELL A STORY

THEY ARE A

reminder

OF TIME

WHEN LIFE TRIED TO BREAK ME

BUT FAILED

BREAST CANCER AWARENESS

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

waow

[shitnpiss]

Tumblr just gave me this fuckass temu ad for a singlet (below the cut)

And you all know how I am about men in tank tops (and similar things). Of course my first thought is Stan or Ford wearing this 🤤

[old-fandom]

Stan and Ford kissing

you right now lol

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really? 🥺

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To the anon who sent me those incredible stancesty headless!Stans related asks, I just want you to know that I answered them on my @headless-stans blog :)

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[cylindance-deactivated20260209]

it was supposed to be something omegaverse, but now it's just tactile things.

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i want to cuddle with teen!Stan so badly helppppp

[nonplatonicguy]

ATTENTION GABBLEBOUT/GABE FOLLOWERS

tumblr hasnt given back his acc, so follow him on twt just in case!

Gabe (@Brawn4_Brains6) on X

My controversial stuff He/him - 19 y/o ESP/ENG

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Question for the stancest community out of curiosity (I'm not trying to cause nor perpetuate any discourse with this, I'm just curious): do any of you have a strict preference to whether Stan or Ford is on top or bottom? Are you not able to look at or just dont enjoy looking at content with the top/bottom dynamic opposite to your preference, is it not a big deal for you but you still have a preferred dynamic, or do you just not care?

Stancest top/bottom

Strictly prefer Bottom Stan/Top Ford

Prefer Bottom Stan/Top Ford, don't mind opposite

Strictly prefer Bottom Ford/Top Stan

Prefer Bottom Ford/Top Stan, don't mind opposite

Neutral or Switch/Vers Stans

Other/See Results

Voting ended onOct 8, 2025

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I am being cancelled

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Happy mothers day to Stan Pines

[tiredyaoi]