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[shitnpiss]

[shitnpiss]

I desperately need to cuddle with mullet!Stan help

[shitnpiss]

hiiii i've had a really rough day to top off an overall rough week. can someone send like. mullet!stan x reader and/or researcher!ford x reader and/or 30s stancest fluff thoughts or something please i could really use it

also they can be headless or something if you want idk 😳 though i'm going to answer it on @headless-stans if that's the case :P

[shitnpiss]

Tumblr just gave me this fuckass temu ad for a singlet (below the cut)

And you all know how I am about men in tank tops (and similar things). Of course my first thought is Stan or Ford wearing this 🤤

[shitnpiss]

I got the ad again. What is going on.

I feel like either of the Stan bros would wear these:

I WEAR PINK

FOR MYSELF

MY SCARS

TELL A STORY

THEY ARE A

reminder

OF TIME

WHEN LIFE TRIED TO BREAK ME

BUT FAILED

BREAST CANCER AWARENESS

[shitnpiss]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

waow

[shitnpiss]

Tumblr just gave me this fuckass temu ad for a singlet (below the cut)

And you all know how I am about men in tank tops (and similar things). Of course my first thought is Stan or Ford wearing this 🤤

[old-fandom]

Stan and Ford kissing

you right now lol

[shitnpiss]

really? 🥺

[shitnpiss]

To the anon who sent me those incredible stancesty headless!Stans related asks, I just want you to know that I answered them on my @headless-stans blog :)

[42ap]

[cylindance-deactivated20260209]

it was supposed to be something omegaverse, but now it's just tactile things.

[shitnpiss]

i want to cuddle with teen!Stan so badly helppppp

[nonplatonicguy]

ATTENTION GABBLEBOUT/GABE FOLLOWERS

tumblr hasnt given back his acc, so follow him on twt just in case!

Gabe (@Brawn4_Brains6) on X

My controversial stuff He/him - 19 y/o ESP/ENG

[shitnpiss]

Question for the stancest community out of curiosity (I'm not trying to cause nor perpetuate any discourse with this, I'm just curious): do any of you have a strict preference to whether Stan or Ford is on top or bottom? Are you not able to look at or just dont enjoy looking at content with the top/bottom dynamic opposite to your preference, is it not a big deal for you but you still have a preferred dynamic, or do you just not care?

Stancest top/bottom

Strictly prefer Bottom Stan/Top Ford

Prefer Bottom Stan/Top Ford, don't mind opposite

Strictly prefer Bottom Ford/Top Stan

Prefer Bottom Ford/Top Stan, don't mind opposite

Neutral or Switch/Vers Stans

Other/See Results

Voting ended onOct 8, 2025

[shitnpiss]

I am being cancelled

[shitnpiss]

Happy mothers day to Stan Pines

[tiredyaoi]

[cravingpepsimax]

stancest and aphrodisiacs go together like peanut butter and jelly. get over your incest taboo with the power of sex pollen IMMEDIATELY !

i normally go for sexed up ford torturing stan but the other way around is peak too. ford having to deal with stan openly wanting him and hitting on him?? i think he’d die. he canonically thinks stan is charming ok his flirting — even in Mindless Horny Animal State — would go crazy. to ford at least