we don't punch here. we brofist

" WARNING: AUTOPLAY This is a blog dedicated to the ridiculous shit Pewdie says. We all love his silly quotes so I post the majority of them from the videos I watch here. Follow to see some on your dash! ask|submit|home my pewdie fan video ○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○○ Quotes (by game): Afraid of Monsters Amnesia (all) Amnesia (organized by custom story) Ao Oni (complete) Barbie Adventure (complete) Brostream The Calling Cat Mario Cleverbot Conker's Bad Fur Day Condemned: Criminal Origins Cry of Fear Facade Fatal Frame 2 Fridays With PewDiePie Grand Theft Auto IV Happy Wheels (all) Happy Wheels (organized by episode) Ib Just Dance 3 Ju On: The Grudge Karaoke Party The Lost Souls Minecraft Nightmare House 2 Nosferatu No More Room In Hell Paranormal Penumbra: The Black Plague Portal 2 DLC QWOP SCP Siren: Blood Curse Skate 3 Slender Slenderman The Suffering Sumotori Dreams Typing of the Dead Which (Complete) Extra  bro(s)

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: I just fisted a car

Pewdie: What did you do today?

Pewdie: Exactly

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Torpedo into a vehicle?

Pewdie: That sounds like my type of challenge

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: OOO

Pewdie: AH- BOB IS STUCK

Pewdie: BOB NEEDS HELP

Pewdie: BANDAGE MY BENI-

Pewdie: PENIS

Pewdie: BENIS

Pewdie: WHATEVER

Pewdie: BANDAGE MY PENIS

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Noooo skateboard wait for me!

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Hey girl

Pewdie: Wait up

*hits with skateboard

Pewdie: I SAID WAIT UP

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Bob you don't sleep on the board either

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Right in the baby maker

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Pewdie: Wha- you're not a girl?!

Pewdie: God

Pewdie: Damnit

[shitpewdiesays]

*gets hit by car

Pewdie:

Pewdie:

Pewdie: I'LL SUE YOU

Pewdie: Hey girl

Pewdie: What's up

[shitpewdiesays]

*gets hit by a car

Pewdie: Owwwwww

Pewdie:

Pewdie:

Pewdie:

Pewdie:

Pewdie: Thaaaaanks

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Oh hey girl

Pewdie: How you doin'?

Pewdie: You're a boy?!

*hits with skateboard

Pewdie: God damnit

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Let's do some cool tricks

*falls

*rolls

Pewdie:

Pewdie:

Pewdie:

Pewdie: That's pretty cool

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Bob you don't ride with your penis

Pewdie: We've been over this many times

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Bob is excited

Pewdie: As always

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: I'm not sure if that's how feet work

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Oh my god you can fly Bob it's true!

Pewdie: The legend is true!

[shitpewdiesays]

Pewdie: Go Bob!

Pewdie: Only the sky is the limit