SHIT PLANET!!!

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Do NOT watch this channel

It is pure clickbait shit. Most of it is either stolen clips or AI generated, the narration is AI generated AND riddled with factual errors, it is nothing but half-baked scare-tactics, and no one has any idea who is making the content. Except YouTube, and they ain't tellin', because it's "just business". YT gets hundreds of new videos like this every day.

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Ya like YT vaudeville?

This dork in Oklahoma apparently buys busted cars cheap, fixes and flips them. Dork and his fool buddy purchase two Toyota Mirais in California (for DIRT CHEAP), have to go there to pick them up, and moan incessantly about the difficulty of finding hydrogen stations that work. Also complain they have no idea where they are. Is this all a clickbaiting act?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xg-LGUwfqo And the denouement posted this week: he gets the cars back to Oklahoma, where there are NO hydrogen stations, and admits he was a fool. Then resells them at auction to even dumber people but loses his shirt anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOtnIdlDyjY Oh btw: Mirai owners are suing Toyota. WHAT A SURPRISE.

PS, there has been talk about converting Mirais to battery electric, because they already are EVs. Means removing the tanks and fuel cell, and installing a conventional EV battery---and the worst part, somehow hacking the car's computers and CANBUS to allow it to operate. It is possible. However......as usual with complex modern vehicles, Toyota refuses to release ANY information about the computer systems, so no one's sticking their necks out.

Evidently Toyota management would rather lose billions of dollars in court.

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Why is generative AI bad?

Try this. Just one little sample of the tsunami of insane AI dreck currently filling up Deviant Art. If you find this crap "erotic", please seek professional psychiatric help. Thank you.

Hypermuscle Flexing and Teasing (video with sound) by v624 on DeviantArt

Hypermuscle Flexing and Teasing (video with sound) — a video by v624 on DeviantArt. Ever wanted to be teased by a massive muscle mountain of

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"He is not accepting new patients."

https://www.healthgrades.com/physician/dr-thomas-shaknovsky-g9ftd

And I know why, and it's not nice....

Florida surgeon charged with killing man after removing liver instead of spleen

It wasn't the first time the surgeon cut out the wrong organ.

"Shaknovsky switched to an invasive surgery, opening Bryan’s abdominal cavity. OR staff told health department investigators that Bryan’s colon “burst out” when Shaknovsky cut open the cavity, and they had to rush in to move the colon out of the way and suction blood. Shaknovsky then found the blood vessel he wanted to cut and noted to staff that he could feel it pulsing under his fingers. “That’s scary,” he reportedly said to the staff member assisting him."

"Shaknovsky then grabbed a surgical stapler, situated it around the vessel, and fired. Bryan immediately began severely hemorrhaging and went into cardiac arrest. Staff reported a significant amount of blood started pouring out, and they began the emergency blood transfusion protocol, then called a code, and began CPR. Shaknovsky, meanwhile, kept working in the abdomen, which was filled with a pool of blood. Despite not being able to see what he was doing, he did not ask staff for a clamp or cauterizer. Instead, Shaknovsky blindly fired another staple into Bryan’s abdomen and kept working."

"After a while, the staff was unable to resuscitate Byran, and he was pronounced dead. Shaknovsky extracted an organ he called Byran’s spleen and put it on a table. Staff reportedly looked at the readily identifiable liver in shock. One reported feeling sick to their stomach."

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Srsly, why do this?

Have we not been Pottered enough?

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What makes Marin County suck?

That's easy--check the real estate listings. People like the Rosenbergs make it suck. Slavish ass-kissing by SFGate writers only amplifies the suck.

Coppola and the Lucases are being used as coatracks for suckery.

Mill Valley is full of similar crappy old shacks that now sell for $$$millions. They have finally turned a crusty old farm town into an insufferable Snobville, replete with art galleries and nose-in-air bistros. Huzzah.

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Still remember Cliff Stoll?

Mentioned him a few months ago. He stopped at a Berkeley crosswalk recently and a schmuck crashed into his Fiat. Then the insurance company scrapped it, despite the damage being repairable. They can't be bothered.

So why do you keep living in that madhouse, Cliff? Is the pension really worth the added misery?

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Ever feel as if you were being cucked?

You should. Because you are.

Jaded London. For the wealthy trust-fund UK brat who is desperate to go around in public looking like a homeless drug addict. Carefully-curated looks for the terminally hapless.

Why do I live in a podunk California town? Well. Have a sample of the "traffic" on Saturday afternoon. If you want me to go back to the bay area, it's gonna cost you a hell of a lot. Hate traffic.

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funny how that works, eh

This story, about Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies playing the overtime-pay system, is NOT mentioned anywhere on the website for Santa Barbara's primary newspaper.

Go and search newspress.com. Nothing.

Their competitor has been posting multiple stories about it for months. People only objected because the county proposed a sales tax increase to handle a big fat budget shortfall.

Knew it was a shitty conservative town, but damn.

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Do you like autism?

Or perhaps, do you enjoy watching pathetic nerds throwing pointless fits over the most petty unimportant things? The web disgorges gigabytes of such crap on one's face every day--if one has the patience. Not many people do, apart from other nerds.

Anyway, today I saw this screeching bullshit about the Mandalorian getting a new spaceship. 20 years old when the first Star Wars movie was released, and thought at first "hmm, looks interesting". In the late 70s there was very damn little science fiction or the like in popular culture. Then I saw hysterical media reports of fools standing in line and fighting for seats, over and over, to see a well-made but still trivial space opera. And noped out.

Thanks to those simps, and to Disney buying the IP and "maximizing every profit potential", we will never escape the grim hell of the Lucasverse. Consider this pile of crap, and remember; there are dozens of YT videos about it also. Only a tiny sampling of the week's Razor Crest yammer. Mostly triggered by a Super Bowl ad.

The Mandalorian and Grogu director confirms Din Djarin is back in "the same model of ship," and now we're wondering why the Razor Crest got

The Star Wars film is heading to cinemas in May

The Razor Crest Returns in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU and Jon Favreau Explains How — GeekTyrant

When the first footage for The Mandalorian and Grogu dropped, it was exciting to see Din Djarin and Grogu back in action and heading t

How Din Djarin Gets His Ship Back In The Mandalorian and Grogu

Somehow, the Razor Crest returned.

Why The Mandalorian & Grogu Brings Back the Razor Crest (What Happened To the N-1 Starfighter?)

The first trailer for The Mandalorian and Grogu reveals the return of his classic ship, replacing his faster Naboo Starfighter.

Worst of all is James Whitbrook jabbering. He's a longtime Gizmodo writer who habitually makes a pest of himself and should know better. Start him up about gay rights and he goes off, usually for good reason--LGTBQ people continue to be regular punching bags for our corrupt society, and they commonly don't deserve said abuse. But ask Whitbrook about Star Wars trivia....and you get REAL tirades. Unjustified and unhinged tirades. Because this is what they actually pay him for?

The Return of the 'Razor Crest' in 'Mandalorian and Grogu' Is Even Sillier Than We Thought

Meet the new Razor Crest—same as the old Razor Crest.

Finally, don't start me about Adam Savage. He should simply be forcibly medicated.

It is my sincerest hope that Disney is making Pedro Pascal a very wealthy man. To justify putting up with the fanbase.

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Have your Paranoid Ranter of the Month

Baron Coleman

Intellectually Honest. Philosophically Consistent. On X @baroncoleman All Content Copyright ONE R, LLC.

He currently has a stiffy for anything to do with Turning Point USA, especially Erika Kirk. He thinks she (at age 18) started a deep-state organization under the cover of a charity, with her mother, to emplace a permanent US military facility on the Black Sea in Romania. Ooookkkkaaayyyy.

It bothers me considerably that he yells and repeats himself in a very Alex-Jones manner. "It's just vaudeville".

YouTube is crawling with people like Mr. Coleman. Too many.

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Stupor Bowl

The SF bay area is being SWARMED by hundreds of private aircraft today. Business? Nope, they are swamping all airports in order to see two non-local teams probably-lose billions of dollars for sports betters. You know, 'Murican kinds of stupid.

"I NEED a Gulfstream!!" types. The cream of Yankee fat-white-boy society just NEEDS a Gulfstream. Shitbirds of this type have been doing extremely well under a Troooomp administration. I'm guessing the corruption and bribery have reached new levels.

Seahawks by three points, fuckers. Heh heh.

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Anyone remember Cliff Stoll?

Classic hacker-hunter, world-famous nerd, and one of the originators of the internet security industry. You know, this guy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_Stoll He was once notorious for hating cars, and usually took the bus all over Oakland/Berkeley. Well, he finally bought a car....a Fiat 500E. Then he bought another one. And he's posting on the Fiat Owner's Forum about his experiences. https://www.fiat500owners.com/threads/diy-frunk-to-store-level-1-level-2-charger.157798/

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here we go again with the Disneyland sluttery

Can ANYONE explain why they keep Julie Tremaine on the payroll? She says nothing about the bay area, but volumes about her apparent-childhood obsession with Disneyland and related crap. I know many, many people who still wish Walt had run his studio into bankruptcy in the 1950s or 60s--much of it being his own fault. He was a tyrant and a horrible manager. Or so I'm told. (Try getting anyone in Tinseltown, even Disney's enemies, to talk about this openly. They still fear the bloody mouse.)

Courtesy of Brave's AI thing, a summary of Julie's brilliant writing career:

Julie Tremaine is a California-based food, travel, and wellness writer who serves as the Theme Parks Contributing Editor for SFGATE, where she covers Disneyland, Universal Studios, and theme park travel.  She is also a contributing writer for outlets including The Takeout, Southern Living, People, Travel + Leisure, Vulture, and CNN Travel. 

She is the author of four cookbooks, including Seinfeld: The Official Cookbook, Disney Villains Devilishly Delicious Cookbook, The Office: The Official Party Planning Guide, and Supernatural: The Official Cookbook.  Her work has appeared in The Boston Globe, Food & Wine, Eater, and Glamour, among others. 

A regular Margaret Bourke-White....if you need drivel about Disney parks. Or "themed" cookbooks about stupid TV shows.

Dance, bitches.