[contemptible-scoundrel]

this is happening right now in philly if you can believe it

[suigintou]

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

[unawakening-float07]

why is this so funny

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[tall]

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

[dragoncharming]

[xintract]

[cannibalchicken]

[gradschoolcryptid]

[importantcatpics]

[sillyseacreature]

He is indeed a guy

[therottenkingsreckoning]

a red sea toad to be specific. Chaunacops cf. melanostomus

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[videntefernandez]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[catchymemes]

[otterbf-deactivated20180205]

oooo its the fuckin wizard

[falseficus]

nevertheless, we ball

[razerbackbitch]

[memeuplift]