tastey and freshe

dude way if we pees forms butts

[jersonordavid]

[lakevida]

i love poison omelette

[the-bone-thief]

-1

[skeletor-at-the-skele-store]

-1

[sanleigh]

-1

[lakevida]

got some kick to it i tell you what

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[delmondo]

Just got off the phone with Tommy fox. Turns out deltarune chapter 5 will feature a delicate balance of levitous jests and brooding intrigue

[memories]

I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #awa and add it to #awawawa, you end up with #truth nuke.

[juniepops]

Forcefemming the prince but instead of putting her in a big poofy princess dress and doing her makeup and such, I've given her gay little shorts and tank tops and I'm making her learn volleyball. The pixie cut and estrogen are enhancing her boyish charm and making her more confident and prideful in a cutes way. All the other lady knights gather around and catcall her when she's on the court. They still call her the prince, just in a girl way now.

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[sioltach]

YOU DID NOT COME INTO THIS WORLD. YOU CAME OUT OF IT, LIKE A WAVE FROM THE OCEAN. YOU ARE NOT A STRANGER HERE

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[luetta]

abortion clicker early game : you click the belly 50 times in order to perform one abortion. this lets you buy a doctor who performs 0.1 abortions a second.

abortion clicker mid game: you own hundreds of clinics as well as think-tanks which dismantle sex ed courses as well as politicians which strengthen pro choice institutions

abortion clicker late game: the solar system’s resources have been stripped to build a dyson sphere which incubates trillions of humans for the sole purpose of performing abortions on them. once we achieve hyperspace travel, other stars will power superintelligent machines which will simulate octillions of abortion a second

[spel16]

[toddsolondz]

batman: who are we to judge who deserves to live or to die. to murder one person is to go down a dangerous path. where does it end?

the gotham subway takes guy: 100% disagree

[foone]

[glubby]

[free-my-mindd]

[wyrm-boy]

[butchtoks]

[the-acid-pear]

One of my favorite tweets in all of history. Always thinking about dick swinging out the bottom like a grandfather clock