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Yeah, well...

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“What with real life heating up, I’ve decided to take a break from tumblr.”

“I’ve got a question on the overtime rules in the contract you sent me...”

“I’m still pretty new to marketing my own games.”

“I see you pitched this as a 9-month project...”

“Even though I went back, my time as an indie dev has left a definite impact.”

“Great news, team! The CRM vendor’s reps will swing by for a demo.”

“After several years in the mobile F2P space, I felt the need for a change.”

“This prototype has cost you guys a few really long evenings, huh?”

“I think QA should do another placeholder sweep.”

“I know it wasn’t in the plans. We just- decided to add the feature.”

“The animators behaved 100% professionally during the celebrity mo-cap.”

“The fan meet came with a few surprises for the community.”

“We’ve evaluated both projects, and...”

“We’ve formulated a plan to deal with this capacity shortfall.”

“So, I checked the contract, and technically, that feature wasn’t part of the milestone.”

“The designers have asked to halt the sprint.”

Shit Game Producers Say