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Whewell: Where you at?
Holly: Having lunch with a pal.
Whewell: We've been over this.. you're not allowed to have friends.
Alex: You never said anything about pals, chums, or compatriots.
Whewell: Those are synonyms and really fucking dumb words!
Pippa: Is she allowed to have comrades?
Alex: No, those belong to the people.
Impractical Threesomes
(Zoeyy posts gif of MMF threesome)
Hella: "That looks impractical."
Whewell: "If you're the middle guy I just don't think you can get the right tempo going, so you'll just be shaking around in the girl since you can't do it right. You're basically a vibrator for her."
Hella: "Unless the top two get a rhythm going, and properly ram her together.."
Whewell: "See, I don't think I could do that. I'd just be too focused on the fact there's a dick in my arse."
Want One?
Join Arkham takes Bangor!
Bangor University;31st October 2014
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Holly: What would you rather use as lube
Holly: Sand or slugs
Pippa: I'd rather just use lube to be honest...
Holly: Get a job you hippy, so you can come visit me
Whewell: I'm trying but it's hard xD
Holly: Be a stripper
Whewell: Nobody wants to see this!!
Holly: Ahaha, don't be so hard on yourself, it is Bangor. Most locals jerk it to sheep
Whewell: Wow, I'm just better than sheep. Thanks xD
Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Charlie Quinn (Goon) and The Riddler
Body shapes in reality to models who will be wearing them.
'What you up to?'
'Watching some documentary on Youtube'
'I find Xtube a lot more interesting ;)'
>mfw when thirsty dudebros
Me: *Scrolling to find a scarecrow episode of Batman:TAS called Dreams in Darkness*
Me: D...
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Gareth: Yes Zoeyy, we get what you want, you don't need to keep going on about it!
Me: So over it, it's all about Equestria Girls!
Whewell: Oh gods no >.< please don't watch that thing.
Me: Would you try, just give it a chance,you might find that you'll start to understand.
Whewell: Are you fucking singing at me or something?
Me: It's becoming as popular as popular as can be...
Life with Matt
Me: What should we do for a date?
Matt: WARHAMMER.
Me: Let's do baking.
Matt: Sex!
Me: How are you feeling?
Matt: *Intelligable jargon about complexes and cognitive functions*
Me: I love you
Matt: FUCKING A BUTTERFLY
Me: I'm sleepy
Matt: I want to cellotape a gerbil to my balls.
Whewell: so shagging its wrong but putting your dick on a horse is fine
Holly: I think I brought too many books to uni
Whewell: I bet you read none of them
Holly: Shut up
Whewell: OMG I'm right!
Holly: I've read 8 books this year
Holly: Get on my level scrub
Whewell: That's less books than dicks inside you! OOOOOOOOHH
Alex: Do buses give change?
Holly: The sad thing is I do sext like a straight white boy, I'm shit
Whewell: Most of my conversations have been with straight white guys
Pippa: It's alright, I'm rather crap at sexting
Whewell: Oh yeah I remember that xD
Holly: Wtf, when have I ever sexted you xD
Whewell: You were going on about how you can't though
Holly: Ohhhh, I remember - ending everything with 'Aight, don't make it gay' and 'No hetero', we're ace xD
Whewell: 'Awkward flirting'
Pippa: My attempts at sexting usually consist of me taking 10 minutes to try and think of a non-cringey way to phrase things
Whewell: There is no non-cringey way, you just have to go for it
Zoeyy: Mine are all elaborate scenarios involving electricity xD
How romantic. I'll jizz in the fishtank!
Matt Langham
IF ANYONE SAYS THE C WORD ONE MORE TIME, THEY'RE NOT GETTING ANY PUDDING
Zoeyy
