tell me about the fucking golf shoes

[saltylittlepeanut]

So I got locked out of my Tumblr for about a week because I logged out and forgot I needed two-factor authentication to log back in, how y'all doing

[saltylittlepeanut]

Your dreams are like the stars above, they're dead. Stay young.

???

[professorcapybara]

Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

[professorcapybara]

so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this

[saltylittlepeanut]

what they say: jumpscares are a cheap trick to get a shock reaction from the audience. I dislike them because they cheapen the experience, and that's why I prefer true psychological horror

what they mean: if I am playing a game and a thing jumps out at me I will have a heart attack and die

[zenja-soba]

When your mutuals are going through some shit

[dreamwaitinghope]

[saltylittlepeanut]

Our living room looks so welcoming now we’ve cleaned and unpacked everything 🙂✨

[saltylittlepeanut]

Cocoon

[saltylittlepeanut]

I get so painfully bored when Tao isn't at home, even though a lot of the time I'm just chilling doing my own thing, none of those things are even the tiniest bit satisfying when I'm alone in the house, sigh

[petapeta]

[hunkules]

Come my child, before the humans return

[bled]

[gashlycrumb-baby]

:( :( :( I love you karine and calum and everyone else. 

[saltylittlepeanut]

❤️❤️❤️

[fiftyyearstoolate]

[retrofuturistics]

@saltylittlepeanut  @tracyswissroll We can all gather and do veggie prep and do this together. Tracy you can wear your Jackie Kennedy dress <3

[tracyswissroll]

I’ve ripped the sleeves off and added a few buttons to it 😋

[retrofuturistics]

Make do and mennnnnd <3

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[traitor]

sometimes i get this urge to just get up and go. delete all my social media have no trace of my old life and just restart. i really think that would be good for me sometimes

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

got discharged from the army cause i wouldn’t stop doing reviews of the ready-to-eat ration packs for my youtube channel while we were taking fire out in the field

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything