*MUCH // FASTER

indie pietro maximoff blog | 616 with few XMCU influences | selective | read rules before interacting | written by steph | 22

[shitsilver]

#call out post for me by my best friend

[shitsilver]

sees my father- i mean magneto. we are not related anymore apparently.

[hiddleloki]

Happy belated father’s day Dadneto.

[shitsilver]

me @ kh 3, jump force, and the nintendo anticipation

[che232]

- pietro maximoff aka quicksilver - speed up -

[shitsilver]

aranece:

“Who? Moui? I said nothing, you sure you’re not hearing things?”

                 “do not let the white hair fool you, spider. i am not an old timer.” that may be a lie soon, but not yet. “did you only come here to bug me? perhaps you are going to push me off a roof again.”

[shitsilver]

❛ oh so you’re going to make me sit in the shitty chair? ❜

buzzfeed unsolved starters || accepting || @venomblastings

                      “be lucky you get a chair here! do you know how much i actually make after i pay for my daughter’s boarding school, child support, and reparations to the x-men? why am i telling you all this again?”

[aranece]

@shitsilver started following you

“I am pretty sure shitting silver does not in anyway make you a healthy human being.”

[shitsilver]

             “what are you mumbling about now? you realize that mask muffles your speech, right?”

[rappcrt-deactivated20220311]

starter for: @shitsilver

              for a moment she was alone — and the next there was a.. wind? and another man with white hair standing in front of her desk. blinking in confusion she quietly murmured,   “   hold that thought jonah, darling, i appear to have an.. unexpected visitor.   ”   without waiting for a reply she hung up the phone, full attention now on the man in front of her.

“   i don’t think i heard you knock.. who are you, exactly?   ”

[shitsilver]

                    pietro really did not think this night through. all day, he had a clutched newspaper in his hand. “are you the owner of this rag?” rag perhaps wasn’t the right word for the washington post, but he was mad. he had a solid day to stew in his anger, so by this time, it was nearly rotten. without any consideration to her belongings, he slammed the crumbled paper down on her desk, page open to a rather unflattering picture of him.

                    “i am the hero who cannot pick a team and who wiped out half the population of earth. the one that your writers slandered in a national paper. i demand a retraction!”

[thndrtm-blog]

    ❛ you’re not SERIOUS … are you? ❜

open starter // mutuals only

[shitsilver]

                   “what about this are you not understanding, nephew? this plan is simple.”

[girlablaze]

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S2. )

❛ and the worst part is, i don’t even have my holy water! ❜ 

❛ you escaped the clutches of yet another demon. ❜ 

❛ there may very well be a hot dog vendor in chicago who is a bigfoot. ❜     

❛ demons, you cowards! ❜ 

❛ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ❜ 

❛ i think your douche meter is usually half mast but right now it’s about three quarters full. ❜ 

❛ i think a moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ❜ 

❛ well the only way to really provoke them is to provoke them! ❜     

❛ i think the ground is cleaner than this couch. ❜ 

❛ holy shit, it’s a jacuzzi tub! ❜ 

❛ i stole them off a woman who died on the titanic! ❜ 

❛ no, no, no, you’re going to scare the ghosts away. ❜ 

❛ if i see people taller than me, i get concerned about them because i think they’re gonna die. . young. ❜ 

❛ jesus christ, do you always have to insult the ghosts at the place we’re at? ❜ 

❛ if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe — clooney’s flammable. ❜ 

❛ i’ve always gotta’ think about stuff, y’know? like this mannequin in this tub, what’s he doing here? ❜ 

❛ hey demons, it’s me, ya’ boy. ❜ 

❛ it is a very old piece of footage, but so is die hard — still good. ❜ 

❛ so it was aliens? they showed up, gave ‘em ipads, gave ‘em a zune, built the pyramids, left, and that’s it? ❜ 

❛ stop telling the ghosts to follow me home. ❜ 

❛ oh so you’re going to make me sit in the shitty chair? ❜ 

❛ this guy has been inhaling too many cat shit fumes. ❜     

❛ i took an improv comedy class once, ‘cause i’m a white guy. ❜ 

❛ i just got startled by a disco ball. ❜ 

❛ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ❜ 

❛ just, to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ❜ 

❛ i’m not doing this because i want to steal, i‘m doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. ❜ 

❛ hey ghouls! the boys are here. ❜ 

❛ i think everyone needs a hobby, and if you don’t have one, that’s when you’re probably gonna start killing people. ❜ 

❛ i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot! ❜         

❛ this is what happens when people are passive aggressive full-time. ❜ 

❛ ghost 101: one, knock book off shelf. week two, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. three…sheets. ❜ 

❛ it looks like one of the conjuring films. ❜ 

❛ anytime you get uneasy, that’s me! ❜ 

❛ if there were a town full of me in the puritan times, we’d have landed on the moon in 1790. ❜ 

❛ we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. ❜ 

❛ demons! you’re not trying hard enough — plunge us into darkness! ❜     

❛ you gotta’ fuckin’ calm down, man. ❜ 

❛ why is it someone who chokes on a peanut doesn’t get a ghost? ❜ 

❛ i think it’s a little bit more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things. ❜ 

❛ i’m exposing my cranium to you. ❜     

❛ there’s a good chance tonight is the night you see me die on camera. ❜ 

❛ shadows do tend to follow you though, that’s how they work. ❜ 

❛ this is gonna get a little morbid, but who’s to say that a burning body doesn’t smell like barbecue? ❜ 

❛ i didn’t even get to do all the things on my bucket list. ❜ 

❛ i don’t wanna be a ghost hunter, this is all bullshit! ❜ 

❛ you keep tricking me into talking to them, you fuckin’ dickhead! ❜ 

❛ spooky, huh? ❜ 

❛ is it very european to — to burst into flames? ❜ 

❛ and i guess this is where we’re fuckin’ sleeping because we’re idiots. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜ 

[millerbenny-moved]

pietro maximoff in all new x-factor #12

[attcntiondefislut]

Ed, Edd ‘n Eddy sentence meme

“Are you nuts?”

“It’s a beautiful day.”

“Hold it steady!”

“My turn! My turn!”

“You’re a dork.”

“I hope it’s clean…”

“What are we gonna do with you?”

“I can’t make up my mind.”

“Time to dazzle.”

“Some people just can’t deal with greatness.”

“Quit laying around.” / “Quit fooling around.”

“Can we rest?” / “Can we take a break?”

“You are so out of it.”

“In another ten years, we’ll be back in style!”

“It’s so gross! Can I touch it?”

“What. are. you. hiding?!”

“Without __, he’s gone crazy!”

“I’d invite ya in, but I just shampooed the rug.”

“You dropped your face. I’ll get you a new one!”

“Ooooo. Sorry, you lose.”

“Drop those nuts!”

“You have all the fun…”

“Stop teasing!”

“You and me against the world, baby.”

“Will you marry us?”

“I drew it myself.”

“The chickens are ripe for the plucking.”

“You almost scared me out of my one-size-fits-all pajamas!”

“Don’t make me use this!”

“Hold it right there!” / “Come back here!”

“Man, tell me I wasn’t dreaming.”

“This is not good.”

“Have a seat, front row center, to the greatest show on earth!”

“Are you gonna share those?”

“Saliva! Yuck! Germs!”

“I’m terrified beyond rational thought.”

“Finders keepers.”

“Wake up, Goldilocks!”

“Did you know that you walk in your sleep?”

“You were great! You ate everything!”

“Got any extra blankets?”

“I think I know how to lure him back.”

“You must be a riot at parties, ___”

“Would you like milk with that?”

“They’re absolutely filthy.”

“I put up the sign.”

“Woah, a chicken shower.”

“Let the ___ bathe in private.”

“Yeah, yeah. You’re worse than my mother.”

“Where’s the eyeliner?”

“I feel funny…”

“I’m mutating!”

“Oh dear, physical activity.”

“Don’t lay an egg, birdbrain.”

“Thank you, nurse.”

“Just one more test.”

“Scratch me, I’m itchy.”

“We should have thought of this in the first place.”

“Got any fours, ___?”

“I told you bunnies would take over the world, and they have!”

“___, bunny attack!”

[marvel-unofficial]

what a petty asshole!! i love him

[shitsilver]

You remind me of me when I was young.

                                                          FULL OF PISS AND VINEGAR.

[shitsilver]

                  “i’m not joining the avengers again. don’t bother asking, natasha. tell steve to find another speedster. i got stuff to do.” still, he kept walking at a somewhat normal speed. “i’m retiring soon, something you should look into doing as well. might be good for you. let the young heroes deal with whatever you are here for.”

@pastismyown  || ♡ for a starter

[shitsilver]

                 “i swear to god, i time traveled before, too. i’m not just a fast guy. i’m the fastest guy, who can go forward in time. our speedforce, as you call it, is like a different plane of dimension. and no, i am not making it up.” pietro scoffed at the other speedster, nearly rolling his eyes. he controlled his annoyance though, mainly because the other would probably catch it.

@elextrospeed  || ♡ for a starter