Meme Team Assemble

A collection of memorable quotes from a squad filled with diverse nerds

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[thatgalpal]

this is a fever dream right

[aaronexplainsitall]

He fucking DEATH DROPPED

[shitsquad-says]

"Let the record show, twas a goof"

- Jae ( @tinyscaredtwink )

[shitsquad-says]

"look out world, I'm soft and sleeping"

-griffin ( @ghostlylimbs )

[shitsquad-says]

"Carmex strawberry! It's.... Red!"

-unix

[shitsquad-says]

"I was equating balls to boobs I'm sorry!!"

-Griffin (@ghostlylimbs )

[shitsquad-says]

"just imagine like... sleep scatting! Skedebebab bow!"

-Unix

[shitsquad-says]

"Look in my eyes, see my tears!"

-Griffin

[shitsquad-says]

"Can vampires travel to space??"

-Jae (@tinyscaredtwink )

[shitsquad-says]

"wait... Vampires can't kill themselves??"

-Jae ( @tinyscaredtwink )

[shitsquad-says]

"you chew your own mouth, ma'am."

-Griffin (@ghostly-limbs )

[shitsquad-says]

Don't start with my pinky, that's a dangerous game.

Griffin ( @ghostly-limbs )

[shitsquad-says]

Unix: why am I so dry??

Griffin: did you pee?

[shitsquad-says]

She's going to eat my nipple like breakfast

Griffin ( @ghostly-limbs )

[shitsquad-says]

Don't sniff my asshole and tell me it smells like ass

Griffin ( @ghostly-limbs )

[shitsquad-says]

Come into I'm skin, it's silky time

Griffin ( @ghostly-limbs )

[shitsquad-says]

Ok Google take a note

Jae (@tinyscaredtwink )

[shitsquad-says]

Daddy's little fucknugget

Griffin ( @ghostly-limbs )