not here.

little bit of a weirdo.

[theshitneyspears]

Oh y’all wanted a twist ey?

[thatgalpal]

c’mon tumblr, let’s get sickning

[mick-the-lich-king]

You could have picked any possible quote or caption to use with this gorgeous colored lettering and you chose to quote Laganja? Yeesh.

[thatgalpal]

the original quote that got popular is literally from laganja’s entrance. piss off with the attitude, bud.

[thatgalpal]

i created a new blog so i am indefinitely abandoning this one for now. the other one is much more vague and hard to find, i will also be leaving the visibility as basically hidden for awhile (from all searches, tumblr included) until i get more comfortable. for those i give the url out to, i hope you feel lucky enough that i’m trusting you with this url. for anyone i forgot, i’m sorry.

bye.

[thatgalpal]

anyways i am definitely contacting police, i really don’t care anymore. whoever you are that keeps reblogging onto your secret side blog, tumblr will be obligated to get ahold of your ip address and i will be pressing charges for harassment and stalking alongside seeking out who keeps stalking my blog from my city.

[thatgalpal]

don’t reblg

[thatgalpal]

whoever reblogged this, i hope you enjoy police! tormenting a stalking victim aint cool sweaty xx

[thotsune]

Kill me

[despacitis]

why does the rainbow say queer????? Just say gay you fucking freaks!!!!! Jesus christ

[thatgalpal]

not to mention the lesbian flag is missing conveniently again agdjsgd

[pride-potatoes]

[Handwritten in blue and red: “Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….”]

This is an example of hate.

[transcephalopod]

[Handwritten in pink and blue: “Please, ma'am, may I please have some coochie?”]

This is an example of hate.

[gaypitbull]

[handwritten in green, pink and purple: “Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex my muscles my muscles involuntarily flex”]

this is an example of hate.

[gaypitbull]

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[chad-bian]

[Handwritten in pink and light green: “I just think rats are neat. Cool dudes.”]

This is an example of hate.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice 

[princesspeppers-deactivated2016]

Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist. 

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles! 

[gecko-girl]

:(

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry 

[ovariesontheoutside]

In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed.

[angelicbreadroll]

SPILL. THAT. TEA.

[edwardbottoms]

I need a twilight where Rosalie resents all the men in her life for the entitlement that they feel towards her and her body. Royce, for what he did to her; Carlisle, for changing her and thinking that she would just be Edwards mate; Edward, for having complete access to her thoughts; Jasper, for being able to manipulate her emotions. Where she can express this frustration for her situation without having one man or another manipulate her into complacency again.

The only man she doesn’t resent is Emmett. He finds her beautiful and he tells her as much, but he has no expectations of her or of a relationship. She’s comfortable around him and because he’s the only man she’s comfortable around and he finds her beautiful, she thinks she’s meant to fall in love with him. So she does. She thinks she does anyway. It never feels quite right for her, but she pushes any doubts or worries aside because Emmett is the best man she’s ever known. She doesn’t think there’s anything better out there for her. There can’t be another man than Emmett because Emmett is patient and kind and understanding and he loves her so she has to love him back. She owes it to him.

It takes decades and several fights with Edward that begin with “You know you don’t owe anyone anything, right? Not even Emmett” before she finally sits down with Emmett and tells him everything she’s been feeling for years. And he’s understanding as ever and tells her that he’ll always love her and that if she needs a friend more than a husband he can be that for her. And she feels horrible but so intensely relieved to no longer have to pretend with him.

I need a twilight where Edward realizes that he’s gay. And maybe it’s too late and he and Bella are 2 years married but Bella doesn’t hold anything against him because she loves her life and her daughter and she never would have changed a thing.

Despite this she still needs some time to herself so she leaves to process and understand what in her life is going to change. An hour after she’s left she hears something tracking her. She jumps on the defense but it’s just Rose. Rose wanted to make sure she wasn’t running away and to tell Bella everything about her past with Emmett in the hopes that Bella will be understanding of Edward’s situation.

Bella and Rose end up on a sort of vacation together lamenting and cursing men until Bella kisses Rose. It’s tentative, soft, sweet, careful, and completely different from any kiss the either of them has ever had. It takes the both of them by surprise but it’s Rose who bolts. Bella feels like an idiot and an asshole. But when Rose comes back just before dawn she kisses Bella like her life depends on it. The second kiss is fierce, hard, breathless, and full of desperate need.

Next thing they know they’re naked in bed and basking the the post sex afterglow until real life creeps in and they both wonder what this means now. What the consequences of their actions will be. Alice calls and they both want to ignore it. It goes to voicemail but she calls again. Bella picks it up and all Alice has to say is “they’ll understand. It won’t take them long. Have faith in them.”

[rosaliehalesbian]

“According to Dr. Albert Scheflen, when a person meets someone they are interested in, certain physiological changes take place. The muscle tone increases, body sagging disappears, the body assumes erect posture, and the person appears younger and more attractive. A man will stand taller, expand his chest and look more powerful and dominant, while the woman will tilt her head, and touch her hair while exposing her wrists.”  

Rosalie did all three.

[sadhslakdjlkasd-a-deactivated20]

[thatgalpal]

don’t reblg

[thatgalpal]

don’t reblg

i talked to a caseworker today (not mine but a different nice one) and it just really was nice to have someone be there for me? to have a convo that was in short: “are you okay?” “not really” and leaving it with “do you want to talk about it?” which left me open to choosing was so absolutely helpful? normally most of the caseworkers there jump to like “oh no :(“ and not questioning anything or even like, earlier in the day i absentmindedly said “it’s my indie playlist, i listen to it when i get anxious” when she asked what it was and to know that she was paying attention enough to notice that i said that (i didn’t even remember saying it) was honestly so impactful and kind. she could’ve let that slide and not ask me anything etc but she noticed my wording and noticed how i was acting and it was so helpful.

also, we talked about me calling the police so i’m going to do that tomorrow morning.

[estradiol]

End me

[thatgalpal]

“friendically” alexa, burn this planet to the ground