at what point do you realize you have too many lizards
you do not
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at what point do you realize you have too many lizards
you do not
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But why
Bandit: why did you have a baby with a man who can't even flush a toilet?
Bellz: *sigh* i ask myself the same thing every day
The club can't even handle us right now
Bellz: he's like a kiddie pool...no depth
Bandit: but you can't swim
Bellz: exactly, one day I'll learn to swim and be able to swim in the deep waters, but for now I'll just
Bandit: wade in the kiddie pool?
Bellz: yeah, exactly
The OG pimps
Bellz: aww, baby...he said that??
Bandit: Yup
Bellz: aww, I'm gonna have to drop my side hoes though...
I fought the law
Bandit: i wish i had my mugshot
Bellz: why don't you? Find it and frame it for me
Bandit: they should offer you photo packages when they release you, like school pictures.
Bellz: i want a keychain... and a bookmark for my mom's bible
"What's in a name? A dick by any other name is still a dick."
Bellz
Bandit has a deathwish
Bandit: after this alcohol binge i wanna be as annihilated as the challenger mission. There will be 8 casualties when it's over.
Bellz: Jesus
"The pornhub tag for lesbians is spelled wrong."
"But did you see the porn turkey?"
"Gets your gizzards wetter? Oh yes, I seent it."
Hooters
Bellz: aye, Tits McGee. Let's go to hooters
Bandit: Tits? McGee? Andy says I can't eat chicken anymore, he says I have an Achicktion.
"Should i try to get someone on tinder to buy us pizza?"
-Bellz
"I'm not trying to get to deep with anyone right now though, you know? i just want them to get deep in me."
- Bellz
Bumpin tailbones
Bandit: That one bone in your arm too.
Bellz: It's called the funny bone, Charissa
Bandit: It's not funny, its never funny, it fucking hurts.
The Green sloth
Eric: do one your guys' balls hang lower than the other?
Jeremy: yeah
Deonte: one of mine hang lower than the other and it bigger too
Eric: damn I thought I was special
Bellz: Eric thought he was a special snowflake.
We're not cool
Bellz: we're too cool to hang out with the loser kids, but we're not cool enough to hang out with the...
Bandit: cool kids? Who are the cool kids though?
Bellz: no one is cooler than us, but we're not cool
Bandit: we're hot...
Bellz: we play Sims, mang. We're not cool.
Bandit: we're making fucking bank in simoleons, nigga.
Bellz: We're not cool...
We're just ever so attractive...
Bandit: "You know what I really love? Unprotected......wifi."
Bellz: "I have a booger coming out of my nose."
The first time Bellz got drunk.
Ryan: She can't really handle her alcohol can she?
Whalen: Not yet she can't.
Bandit: Want some of this *hands cigarette*
Bellz: *takes drag of cigarette* Oh. I like it.
Ryan: Oh no.
Whalen: I'm gonna grab another beer.
Bandit: Grab me one too. And another Red Stripe for Ryan.
Bellz: Can I has another beer?
Bandit: No
Bellz: *drops cigarette*
Whalen: *hands us beer and picks up Bellz's cigarette*
Bellz: Thank you.
That happens about 20 more times.
Ryan: Wanna go back to the Watchtower?
Bandit: Yeah alright, Gotta bring that with though *points to Bellz*
Whalen: That's fine.
In car on way to Watchtower. Kids by MGMT comes on.
Bandit: DECISIONS TOO DECISIONS ARE MADE AND NOT BOUGHT BUT I HAD THOUGHT
Bandit and Bellz: THIS WOULDN'T HURT A LOT I GUESS NOT
Ryan: Control yourself, take only what you need from it
Bandit and Ryan: A family of trees wanted to be haunted!
Whalen: *puts on repeaterbeater*
Ryan: YES!
Bellz: What is this?? I don't wanna wear my tights anymore.
Bandit: Give me them. I don't wanna wear these pants anymore. *takes off pants and puts on tights*
Bellz: I will forever associate this song with you taking off your pants
Ryan: Me too.
Whalen: You're always taking off your pants
Fast forward to three hours later after we smoked Chula's rapist weed and Bellz and Bandit are laying in Whalen's bed too high to be alive.
Whalen walks in with Lupe
Lupe: Oh man, these are my sister's friends. What are they doing in your bed?
Whalen: No, Lupe, you don't get it they're in my bed.