Fairy Lizard Mother @shirotabi - Tumblr Blog

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

snorlax-and-co

sliversoakley-deactivated202008

daluckdragon26

When my children ask what the world was like before coronavirus I'm showing them this

dingdongyouarewrong

okay so i’m not watching supernatural but based on reactions on my dash, they just called castiel the “third winchester brother”, which is wild both in the sense of queerbaiting and also because, if i recall correctly, there is a literal actual biological third winchester brother who went to hell in season 5 and was never mentioned again

tofu-rebecca

ACTUALLY he went to hell in season 4 and then was brought back and was immediately sent to hell again and never heard from again.

heartsnmagic

kagrenacs

Rocks that look like meat

curseworm

this sentence came so far out of left field i reflexively closed the tab and had to open it up again to take this screenshot. i mean like yes its true that mushrooms are not plants but ive literally never ever ever ever met or even heard of anyone anywhere at any time who has used this definition of a plant-based diet

curseworm

im left with so many questions. does she not use yeast? if her definition of “plant based diet” is so literal that it doesnt include mushrooms, does it also not include salt? does she not eat fermented food because bacteria arent plants? why does she not eat fungi? clearly its not an issue of taste, she praises the taste here. does she think theyre unhealthy somehow? does she have moral objections to eating fungus? i would like to interview her