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[barkycatbros]

Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

[disgustinganimals]

less than 1 horse power tho

[stuffmikeclicked]

1 catpower

[6qubed]

it’s winter, so he needs to warm up a bit first is all

[cat-parlour]

[currentsinbiology]

Okay, makes me a queasy to think about this… 

Spider moms spotted nursing their offspring with milk

On a summer night in 2017, Chen Zhanqi made a curious find in his lab in China’s Yunnan province. In an artificial nest, he spotted a juvenile jumping spider attached to its mother in a way that reminded him of a baby mammal sucking its mother’s teats. On closer inspection, the spider mom really seemed to be doting on her young, he says. “She had to invest so much in caring for the baby.”

Further study by Chen and Quan Rui-Chang, behavioral ecologists at the Chinese Academy of Sciences’s Center for Integrative Conservation in Menglunzhen, confirmed the jumping spider females were indeed producing milk for their offspring—and that they continued to do so even after the spiderlings became teenagers, they and colleagues report today.

Providing milk and long-term care together is virtually unheard of in insects and other invertebrates. And with the exception of mammals, it’s not even that common among vertebrates. As such, the results “help increase our understanding of the evolutionary origins of complex forms of parental care,” says Nick Royle, a behavioral ecologist at the University of Exeter in the United Kingdom who was not involved with the work. They suggest prolonged mothering may not require the complex brain power that researchers have assumed, he says.

[bimbocracy]

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

[fuckyallbitcheslol]

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

[bimbocracy]

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

[bimbocracy]

Me: men think this

A man: no, actually I think exactly what you said men think

Me: right.

[comradesawayama-deactivated2020]

it’s not jennifer’s fault that a bunch of evil white men sacrificed her and turned her into a demon. she had to eat boys so she can live. #jenniferdeservedbetter

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Hannah Hillam

[killmongersgurl]

this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

[killmongersgurl]

“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

[killmongersgurl]

“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

[killmongersgurl]

“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

[killmongersgurl]

“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

[killmongersgurl]

“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

[killmongersgurl]

“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

[killmongersgurl]

“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

[killmongersgurl]

“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

[killmongersgurl]

“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

[killmongersgurl]

“niggers.”

[killmongersgurl]

THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY

[killmongersgurl]

MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.

[ramsinamsicle]

What ya’ll not about to do is come for my mans O’Malley. He wasn’t a great govenor. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. Plus look at how much of a hot dad he is!!!

[rhysiare]

I…I was NOT expecting buff dad bod

[teal-deer]

LISTEN in Maryland we now have this fucking living McMansion troglodyte instead of THE ULTIMATE DAD so plz don’t shit on O Malley he was gr8 and Larry Hogan sucks

[easchechter]

Martin O’Malley also fronted an Irish rock band. WHILE he was Mayor. 

He was also a regular on 98Rock with Kirk, Mark and Lopez.

[eruditionanimaladoration]

Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

[pdlcomics]

Beautiful Robot

[mrsfoxmulder]

Honestly what even WERE the 90s???

[dustrial-inc]

Magic.

[falseknees]

I won’t even show you the tail I made for it then.

[frontpagewoman]

[glowysweetfab]

LOL love it!!!

[ashncole]

😂😂😂😂

[dayjavoo1]

Yes

[dynastylnoire]

GIVE THE BABY INTERNET

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sami_grayce)

[shencomix]

[pdlcomics]

The Loop

[pdlcomics]

Scares

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[strawberrypatty]

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.