See pinned post!

this blog hosted shittyjakeenglish between november 9th-19th, after shittyjakeenglish was nuked. but shittyjakeenglish has now been restored! this blog is staying up for archival <3

[shittyjakeenglish]

OK. to everyone who missed what happened:

on november 8th, shittyjakeenglish (along with all my other sideblogs but this isnt about them) was nuked. i kept shittyjake going on @shittierjakeenglish, but on november 19th this was Also nuked. i tried Again on @shittiestjakeenglish, same story (died on the 26th). just when id set about continuing shittyjake on my main (@getupthestairs), all my blogs were restored! huzzah

now that weve all learned a valuable lesson on the importance of archiving everything, im gonna reblog all the days posted on @shittierjakeenglish, @shittiestjakeenglish, and @getupthestairs here. well be back to your regularly scheduled jake english tomorrow, with day 777!

[shittierjakeenglish]

Put him in a SMILEY situation. HAPPY

Day 769

hanging out with beautiful kind cowses

[shittierjakeenglish]

Put him in a SCARY situation. HORROR

Day 768

sppooooky!

[shittierjakeenglish]

p...pumpkin.... jake...... ahivers.

Day 767

jake english lives in a little pumpkin house (she lives in there) (in a little pumpkin house)

[shittierjakeenglish]

Day 759

FUNNY STORY. all my sideblogs got deleted? no warning, no reason given, and my main blog is untouched. so thats weird as fuck????? hopefully tumblr releases my blogs from the shadow realm soon, but in the meantime shittyjake must continue!

[jan-samuli]

i made a google drive archive of posts from the old blog, i found them by finding other blogs that had reblogged a bunch of them. this definitely isnt all that are still available somewhere though.

[shittierjakeenglish]

Day 766.5

hell fucking yes??? this is so awesome thank you???????

[shittierjakeenglish]

Day 766

hits it with my objectum beam

[shittierjakeenglish]

give her a really bad hair cut

Day 765

shhh dont look, sprite-accurate jake hair isnt real if we dont acknowledge it

[shittierjakeenglish]

Day 764

the shittyjake transformers counter clicks up to like. three? i dunno i cant check

[shittierjakeenglish]

Meow meow meow

Day 763

meowwwwwww

[shittierjakeenglish]

Picks xem up like this

Day 762

pretty princess

[shittierjakeenglish]

I missed you so much... Made me realize how I could never live without you, Shittyjake...

Day 761

a return kiss from your canonical wife!

[shittierjakeenglish]

Day 760

special princess jake for angel @exaltior-a 's birthday!!! happy bday <33

[shittierjakeenglish]

Day 759

FUNNY STORY. all my sideblogs got deleted? no warning, no reason given, and my main blog is untouched. so thats weird as fuck????? hopefully tumblr releases my blogs from the shadow realm soon, but in the meantime shittyjake must continue!