Shitty Dinner

People come to cry not to fap. (minors don't interact)

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Anyway, we’re not allowed to post our Ko-fi on AO3 but we’re allowed to post a link to this page on AO3 and then post a link to our Ko-fi here. Hey, at least they explain what we won’t get banned for doing. 

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 32: The Midnight Battle https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/58143715

@charmeLEON Just got out of the Wild Area because I was training very hard

@TheGreatRaihan @charmeLEON definitely not because there was no phone signal.

@charmeLEON @TheGreatRaihan You leave my GPS out of this

Okay, that thread elicits a hearty laugh. This isn’t making her sleep though. Ugh. 

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 31: Galar Mine No. 2 https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/57864040

“Don’t you know about Poké Jobs?”

“Not much.” Her mum hires some Pokémon to help with tilling in the springtime but she doesn’t know about the logistics. 

“Looks like there’s no helping it, in that case…” Hop pats the ground beside him. “Settle back down and let Professor Hop teach you a thing or two!”

“Here we go again,” Gloria chuckles, stealing a bite of his sandwich since an entire second one would be too much for her. “Tell me, Professor,” she entertains, appropriating his thigh as a pillow. 

“Let’s see if I can remember what Lee had written down in his old notebooks…” he says, pausing for a bite. “Basically, you can have your Pokémon go about and help companies or other folks who are in need of something. You can take Poké Jobs from the Rotomi at any Pokémon centre, so give it a look sometime.” 

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Did a remake on this because I didn’t feel quite happy how it first turned out! I tried making the photo more animeish? If that makes sense. Although this doesn’t look like Hop this is how I imagine him in ShittyDinner’s Fanfiction, Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend. Really cute fluff for postwickshipping! This is how I imagine Hop going out for chapter 30 when he went to go eat dinner with the chairman, Sonia and Gloria! More art to come for their series. Check them out! 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/51892081

No reposting allowed, unless you’re the author of the series or you have asked for permission. 

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Waah, thanks for the fanart! <3

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 29: Making Waves https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/57071311 

"Ralts! Help me out here!" Gloria calls.

Ralts hits the water, and looks completely and utterly betrayed as it floats above the surface after being initially submerged.

Gloria clutches the Pokéball to her chest. "I-I'm sorry! I thought you would do the floaty thing!" she says with her jaw clenched.

The crowd laughs as Ralts shoots her a glacial look. No! This is not the time to lose her cool. It’s entertainment! She’s an entertainer.

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 28: Hulbury https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/56718346

Although still a big city, Hulbury doesn’t instill nearly as much anxiety as Motostoke did. Combine that with the confidence boost from her victory in Turffield, and Gloria’s positively bubbling as her next gym match draws near.

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 27: Bridge Battles

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/56399332

“What the bloody hell was that, mate?! Where did you learn that?! Blinding play!”

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 26: Strike Your Fancy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/56061928

“What?” Hop looks up in time to see her hurling the apple away, shrieking.

“Something hit me!” she squeals, rubbing her cheek where whatever it was slapped her. “There’s something in it!”

“It’s an apple, Gloria,” Hop laughs.

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 26: Strike Your Fancy

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/56061928

“What?” Hop looks up in time to see her hurling the apple away, shrieking.

“Something hit me!” she squeals, rubbing her cheek where whatever it was slapped her. “There’s something in it!”

“It’s an apple, Gloria,” Hop laughs.

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 25: Débuts

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/51892081

“Gloria and Hop, your rivalry is the talk of the town. How does knowing this affect your relationship?” Gillian asks.

“We certainly push one another to do our best. I’d sleep in every morning if Hop didn’t pester me."

“You sleep sooo much,” Hop laughs, poking her cheek before turning back to the camera. “We can get quite competitive! We have to keep one another on our toes if we want to be ahead of the competition.”

“What are battles between the two of you like, and who comes normally comes out on top?”

“No comment,” Hop replies immediately. He's suddenly looking rather flustered.

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 24: First Impressions https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/55460560

“My gym’s the first one people face, so we get a lot of challengers,” Milo begins. “That’s why I try to keep the gym mission challenging but… that didn’t stop you from completing it, Gloria. Proper job.”

“Thank you. I’m from a farming town myself, so I might have had a leg up,” she admits sheepishly.

“Sure seems like you understand Pokémon real well,” he kindly offers instead, rejecting her justification.

Perhaps she’s not giving herself enough credit.

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 23: Turffield

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/55209949

“Lee’s not wrong,” Gloria laughs. “You can get flustered pretty easily.”

“Hey.”

“Don’t you find it bothersome that our cards are so similar?”

Hop has a stupid-looking smile as he reads them “Nah. First-year challengers usually have a similar format. I kind of like it, actually! We’re like a set.” He’s positively bubbling.

“Fair.”

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 22: Route 4 Thoughts https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/54973705

“This really is the life, isn’t it?” she asks, getting up and shaking the lowest tree branch for more fruit. Thwackey seems unimpressed and starts vocalising at her from above. “Hush, you. Just hang onto a branch and you won’t fall.”

Hop’s looking at the clouds with his arms behind his head as he lies in the grass. “It is. Work hard. Train hard. Play hard. Eat good food—” He yawns, “Sleep hard.”

[marshmallowdonutsprinkles]

[roseltheteacup]

HE SPINS LIKE HOP. WAIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAA??

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BROOOOOOO

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Glory Days

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Glory Days from Their Tale of Legend

Chapter 21: The Mine https://archiveofourown.org/works/21750505/chapters/54720430

(G)  Hi! Sorry! I’m fine. Got lost!

(H)  Not you too!! I’m cursed!

(G)  Can’t you tell? I must be the next champion.

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER