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Enjoy my bad ideas. If any of these happen to be from somewhere else and I don't give credit, its because I saw it and forgot so I apologize in advance. Have fun. Anyone is free to use any of these or give me suggestions.

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Shitty DnD Character #82

An elemental pirate crew that fires galeb duhr as canon balls into their enemies ships.

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Shitty DnD Character #81

A classic murder mystery game where the only clue anyone has to go off of is the murder weapon. Everyone is suspicious so it’s impossible to say who the murderer is.

The plot twist?

The weapon was a sentient animated dagger all along. Nobody suspects the murder weapon to be the murderer!

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Shitty DnD Character #80

Bonsai tree dryad.

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there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

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heritage post

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come on man

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We’re here lol

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Shitty DnD Character #79

A kenku bard/mime who doesn't own any instruments, but instead just pretend/air plays them and makes the instruments' sounds with their mouth using their mimicry.

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Shitty DnD Character #78

Ratatouille a tarrasque. I will take no questions as to what this means.

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Shitty DnD Character #77

You know those people who are super allergic to cats but will not let that stop them from petting, holding, and/or owning a cat? (like me lol) That, but they're married to a tabaxi who they love very much no matter how sneezy and puffy-eyed they get. Immune system be damned. Bonus points if it's the other way around and the tabaxi is the one with a human allergy, but still loves their human partner to death no matter the allergies.

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Shitty DnD Character #76

Design a character based on whatever vibes you get from the randomly generated Roll20 character names.

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Not a character idea, shitty or otherwise, but just some patterns I've noticed with my dnd characters and felt like sharing. Both for PCs and NPCs. This has been my, my players, and WOTC's doing. -Gnomes always have brightly dual-colored hair (started with my very first character and just stuck with it) -Flumphs are all named after food (Flapjack, Cream Puff, Fettuccini Alfredo) -Goblins are all named after diseases or other aflictions (Pinkeye, Tetanus, Gout, etc.) -All fantasy stand-ins for IRL celebrities are satyrs (Jax Blax, Gerry Winefelt, etc.)

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Shitty DnD Character #75

A pair of mantis shrimp-folk thieves/spies who write secret messages for each other in the colors only they can see.

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Shitty DnD Character #74

Homeless aligator-lizardfolk urchin who lives in the city sewers.

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Shitty DnD Character #73

A super rich bard who gives the party inspiration by promising to buy them things or take them out to fancy getaways and vacations. Essentially the party's sugar daddy/mommy.

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DnD character design question for you guys...

Played this way of mercy tiefling monk recently in a game. And it's come to my attention that I'm eventually gonna have to draw him without the mask. (when I get my drawing tablet fixed anyway)

Took a vote with my friends whether or not he should look hot or terrifying underneath. It came to a unanimous vote for "Both." I figured what better site to ask for help with this conundrum than this one, so any suggestions I will take into consideration! Thanks!

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Posting this here from my old main blog as well. This time I need the character ideas from y'all.

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Shitty DnD Character #72

A plague doctor kenku who's mask is shaped like a human face. Don't ask how they fit an entire beak under there.

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Shitty DnD Character #71

A kuo-toa cult that worships the singing Big Mouth Billy Bass.

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Shitty DnD Character #70

A giant psionic aberration monster that uses its psychic powers to emit an aura of fear. Plot Twist: It's actually just strongly telepathic, and it only emits an aura of fear because it itself is terrified of the party. So they're only feeling the fear that the monster feels.

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Shitty DnD Character #69

A swarmkeeper ranger who's swarm is just a bunch of tiny screaming clones of themself.