Shitty Night Vale AUs

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au where night vale is pawnee and desert bluffs is eagleton

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AU where instead of lights above the Arby's it's The Meats

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Au where every time cecil says ‘lovely carlos’ the roblox death sound plays

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(Inspired by my brother, who seriously thought this was canon until a while): Everything is the same but Carlos has blond hair

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AU where all the tarantulas are replaced with wasps

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AU where everything is the same except Khoshekh is an armadillo instead of a cat

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Coffee shop AU where Cecil and Carlos are Coffee shops that are built right next to each other and in love

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au where everything is the same but the fandom never progerased past 2012-2014 sensibilities and everyone still draws cecil as a white tall guy in a suit

(bonus cursed points: this is cannon for some ungodly reason!)

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AU where it's Carlos obsessed with Cecil's hair and chases Telly the Barber out of town.

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An Au where Carlos Never came to night vale and no on remember him. but Carlos is a ghost that cant be seen. 

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AU where everything is the same except for Deb, the sentient patch of haze, smells like perfume

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AU where Cecil goes to Carlos' parents house with him and sees bread and oranges in the kitchen and just flips the fuck out

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AU where everything is the same but every time cecil says "welcome to night vale" the adventure zone intro music plays

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au where cecil has cat feet and just likes to torment people by running around on hardwood floors barefoot. carlos is the only one who likes it.

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Cecil and STEVE CARLSBERG swap places.

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the joy of painting with cecil gershwin palmer

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Night vale but they're all cats except Khoshekh, who's human.