In honor of Halloween I’m stealing Moonkitti’s idea and doing Scythe characters as what they would dress up as if they were invited to a Halloween party. (In case you were curious, none of the characters are hosting. Either Neal hosts or it’s just like a hostless party)
Citra: Citra couldn’t decide between five different costume ideas, so she has to throw something together last minute. She goes to Spirit Halloween and buys a Breath Of The Wild Link costume and calls it a day.
Rowan: Rowan goes as the grim reaper, thinking he’s making a statement
Faraday/Curie: Faraday and Curie go as something matching, probably peanut butter (Faraday) and jelly (Curie) or Woody and Bo Peep. If all else fails, they just go as a dad and a mom.
Goddard: Goddard goes as himself
Rand: Rand wears one of those, like... unnecessarily sexy costumes? Really any of them work for her, but I feel like a sexy green M&M fits best.
Volta: Volta was invited to the party but he stayed home and is eating Butterfingers in a long t shirt and nothing else while crying.
Chomsky: Chomsky is wearing a Charizard speedo and that is it. Everyone refuses to look at him.
Xenocrates: Xenocrates goes as a sumo wrestler. He didn’t even need the inflatable suit.
Tyger: Tyger wears either a fursuit or one of those inflatable dinosaur costume.
Thunderhead: Thunderhead goes naked. It is above clothing as it has no physical form.
Possuelo: Possuelo goes as a chimpanzee. I am not taking criticism on this opinion.
Greyson/Jeri: These two go as Bert (Jeri) and Ernie (Greyson).
Purity: Purity goes in what is essentially BDSM gear and gets sent to the corner of shame with Chomsky. Then they eat all the Twizzlers.
Constantine: Constantine wears a cowboy hat and calls it good.
Supreme Blade Kahlo: She goes as her Patron Historic.
Brahms: He goes as Rick from Rick and Morty.
Morrison: He forgets about the party until Loriana reminds him about it, so he just finds multiple parts from costumes past and tries to throw something together last minute.
Astrid: She either goes as a nun or a ghost.
Loriana: Loriana goes as a teacher
Munira: Munira also goes as a teacher, and accuses Loriana of stealing her costume idea
Mendoza: Mendoza goes as either Joe Biden or Donald Trump
Esme: Esme is a Tootsie Roll. It was her mother’s idea.
Ben: Ben goes as Minecraft Steve
Ezra: Is wearing a pin that says “this is my Halloween costume” or cat ears.
Prometheus: Prometheus goes as the ass judge from Pink Floyd’s “The Trial”. Another one I am not taking criticism on.
Cleopatra: Cleopatra goes as sexy Cleopatra.
Da Vinci: Da Vinci wasn’t invited to the cool kids party so he eats Skittles at home and plays with a cat.
Alighieri: Alighieri goes as the devil himself. AKA, Grandpa Joe.
