Shitty Protocol Theories

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Jonny really said “we need a different mechanic than ‘this exists to make you scared’” and landed on “this exists BECAUSE you’re scared” and like… yeah. A simple and effective solution

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Elias isn’t actually dead he’s just avoiding his fuckass family

Amateur dramatics enthusiast Elias Bouchard is a hc I’m willing to accept

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Am I the only one that thinks the new archivist sorta sounds like Gertrude? Just me? Ok

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Because you all got so mad when I said there was no chair. There is a chair but only because we believed in the chair enough for it to exist.

Can we believe something mundane into existence? Or do we have to be scared of the chair?

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Oh moment of appreciation for the irony of this post in hindsight

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Something something how do you fight the scary monster if your own fear is the thing that’s causing it

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Breathing exercises.

Or just send Georgie.

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Just 👏 send 👏 Georgie

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Something something how do you fight the scary monster if your own fear is the thing that’s causing it

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Tmagp said what if a solid 50% of statements were about what pains you’re willing to go through in order to become what you perceive to be the best version of yourself and idk what to read from it but it sure is something

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Elias isn’t scary in TMAGP but instead Gwen’s stoner uncle who drops off food for her and shit when she isn’t taking good care of herself.

I sincerely hope and pray this is true. There’s no good reason for him to be evil in this world

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Because you all got so mad when I said there was no chair. There is a chair but only because we believed in the chair enough for it to exist.

Can we believe something mundane into existence? Or do we have to be scared of the chair?

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If someone says that they're scared of needles, they're talking about syringes, not sewing needles. Therefore, Needles's needles are hundreds of syringes glued to his body, all pointing outwards.

See that’s what I’d always been picturing but now you’ve got me thinking about other kinds of needles he could be made of. Sir’s head to toe pine needles and smells like a car air freshener

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Ok ok ok

So Martin stabbed Jon

Jon and Martin went somewhere else along with the entities

But not all of the entities left

In the TMA universe people (Alice's statement made me cry😔) are still afraid of the fears

But that's not how physics works (I think)!!! Energy can not be created nor destroyed, so even though the entities are gone from the TMA universe, the fact that the victims still remember is proof the entities did not fully go to the TMP universe, so either

The fear in TMA will be enough for the entities to multiply making a set in the TMA AND TMP universes so two entities exist at the same time, but by this logic it's more than 2 entities since the ritual Jon and Martin did happened before (idk how many times) as stated in TMA season 5. This means the entities could all team up together and start destroying universes for funsies, and I think when they come to the TMP universe Alice Dryer will turn water to wine (because she's Jesus Christ) confusing the entities causes them to implode

Or the fear from TMA victims will eventually leak into the TMP universe, the entities will become complete and we get the eye, spiral, flesh, stranger etc again (hopefully more needles as well) and no more confusing "what entity is (insert external here)" questions, but I perfer the former option as if this second one happens then that means we have to see sad depressed gender dysphoric Alice again😭

To sum it all up, Alice Dyer kills God(s)

What a ride. Any theory that ends with Alice killing God has to be true

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In episode 40 there was no chair he lied.

That’s it that’s the theory.

How DARE you suggest that Heinrich Unheimlich, manifestation of childhood fear, would lie about such a thing

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I’ve been making bets on what characters will get yoinked/screwed with by what entities - my current bets are as follows:

Gwen - lonely or web

Alice - sort of a wild card, but probably something related to AUlice’s domain

Sam - eye probs, the dudes too curious for his own good

Celia - hmmmm… kinda feels like she could get sucked in by stranger or spiral later on?

Would love to hear your thoughts!

I don’t think those entities really apply in this world but I suppose anything goes for Sam. He’s definitely an eye man in my mind too

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Protocol universe Jon and Martin were employees at the OIAR and kept hearing the other Text-To-Speech voice on their computers. Eventually, they got so freaked out that they attacked Freddy, and thus they became Chester and Norris. The OIAR covered up their deaths and deleted every record that either of them ever worked there.

How is this the first time I’ve even considered that the Jon and Martin inside the computer might be this universe’s Jon and Martin and not TMA’s. Much to think about

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Anyone else noticed how almost all statements about a scary person are CAT1, about a scary place are CAT2, and about a scary thing are CAT3? I think there might be a few exceptions but maybe not. I guess Heinrich is potentially more of a thing than a person

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It‘s notable to me how many externals rely on reputation in tmagp. Almost all of them feed on stories and anticipation rather than the act itself.

• Ink5oul is an influencer

• alongside his TV show Mr Bonzo has a theme tune and cards that preceded his arrival

• Heinrich Unheimlich very blatantly states that it’s the stories spread by children that fuel his power.

They all feed on the idea. Even Needles phones the emergency services to make sure someone hears what he’s doing. They WANT to be perceived

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Also random addition for the ‘gwendolyn being her full name is a bit’ my keyboard is glitching right now and kept typing Gwen’s name as Geen. Sprry girl your name is geen now

Geen Boucheen