shitty but still witty

i have a shitty ass url because i can

[babyanimalgifs]

My foster dog, Max, is too scared to let me touch him but makes sure I’m taken care of. 

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[pseudophan]

i feel like we as a society don't talk enough about the november 2006 album charts

[theocseason4]

nothing wrong with wanting to dance with somebody... wanting to feel the heat with somebody...

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nott-your-ttype-deactivated2020]

i act like im ok but deep down wanna get my nails done

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

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[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[crtter]

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

[mjalti]

my girls vibrator died so i’m about to drink a coffee, take an adderall, and go crazy.

i salute MY soldiers

[interior-design-home]

Magical

[daysei-deactivated20190824]

i love this

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[rawkfist]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[eilti]

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nepenthel]

[lizardbby]

listen i love women, i LOVE them. but if u r a feminist & believe that women are capable of anything, u also have to recognize that women are capable of being evil and sadistic and malicious. because the point of feminism is that women are human beings. they are not ethereal beings who can Do No Wrong. women make mistakes and they commit crimes and they hurt people. blindly praising all women for being perfect is actively harmful to people who have been hurt and abused by women and also to women as a group because we are NOT perfect! we are human and that is the whole damn point my dude.

[whitedad-deactivated20180114]

*current mood*

[the-memedaddy]

Me_IRL