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godawful drawings of calliope dearest on a hopefully daily basis

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hello there tUmblr! it is a pleasUre to meet yoU. now, if yoU please coUld yoU send me something to draw? :u

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whatre you gonna dress up as for halloween?

roxy and i will be going as oUr favorite characters from a that lovely hUman hallows eve movie! jake has decided to dress Up as what he described to be a ‘handmade slUtty moist von lipwig costUme becaUse even after i checked the most salacious online vendors oUt there none of them had the goddang sUit stitched in a deshabille manner’. jane and dirk, meanwhile, have yet to pick their oUtfits. uvu

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Is my blog cool, or stupid? -Jade Harley

i think yoUr blog is wonderfUl, jade! if yoU continUe to stay trUe to yoUrself and post what yoU love, then i’m sUre yoU have a fabUloUs fUtUre ahead of yoU! ( feat a pictUre of me in real life for extra encoUragement! )

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you and gamzee hanging out

here we are, examining a an invertebrate!

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may i have a hug please my delightful green friend

of coUrse! ^u^

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how are you and roxy doing?

wonderfUlly! we’ve been cooking together plenty lately, which is often a qUest to time how long it takes before we give Up and order thai food made by people who know what they’re doing, bUt it’s been fUn nonetheless! :U

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Would you l!ke some bee$???

i woUld love some bees! :U

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May ! please touch your head? ! under$tand !f it make$ you uncomfy but ! was wondering what your green baldne$$ felt like. Anyway$ may ! Plea$e $lap the bald?

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D0 y0u still have y0ur White Magnum? (shittyhandmaiddaily)

why yes i DO still have my white wand, thoUgh i’m afraid it doesn’t get mUch Use these days.

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i’m starting a brand new biker gang! woUld any of yoU be interested in joining? :u @shittydamaradaily @shittyeridandaily

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everyones been turning trickster lately and honestly im a little suspicious of u m8

fear not! i have barricaded my hoUse against the trickster menace and retreated into the safe room along with roxy. the cherUbic ideal of my yoUth is hard to resist participating in, i mUst admit, bUt Up close it isn’t nearly as tempting. it tUrns oUt that the novelty of eating canned beans in oUr apocalypse bUnker wears off really quickly! :u

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callIope requests from the shIttycharacter daIly server! 0u0 :

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Add your self to the party!

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YAY ITS TAVROS!!!!

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happyy birthdaee jadee :3

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38DDD

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AHHHH SO CUTE THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH!!!!! 

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Happy birthday jade :D!! I made you a gift!

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happy wriiggliing day, jade!! hope ii made iit iin tiime!!

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happy birthday, jade! i do hope the meal i’ve broUght is sUfficient.

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HELLO AGAIN. DEAREST SISTER. I SEE YOu ARE JuST AS MuCH OF A WEAK DOORMAT BITCH. AS uSuAL. IM SuRE YOuR FRIENDS LOVE SEEING YOu AROuND. OH WAIT. THEY WOuLD HAVE PREFERRED IT IF YOu STAYED DEAD. THATS RIGHT. I NEARLY FORGOT. MuST HAVE JuST SLIPPED MY MIND. BECAuSE EVERYONE LOVES FAKE. AND uSELESS. SKANKS LIKE YOu. HAH. HAH. NO THEY DONT.

i get too mUch pUssy to deal with this.

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Hey I love you *hands you dog plushie* -jade 🐕❤️

i will store it with the rest of my adorable memorabilia!

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hc: roxy simp

reality; roxy spoUse.

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hey guys vwhats your shittycronusdaily blog owvner headcanons

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i wwould also like to hear your shittyeridandaily blog owwner headcanons for funzies

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me three, if yoU please! :u