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ellievsbear
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
ojovivo
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shark vs the universe
Sade Olutola
Game of Thrones Daily
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
YOU ARE THE REASON
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$LAYYYTER
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Keni
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
blake kathryn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
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@shittyscps
SCP object that sues you for libel if you write down anything in the documentation about it that hasnât been proven in a court of law.
SCP object that allegedly sues you for libel if you write down anything in the documentation about it that hasnât been proven in a court of law.
nuclear power plant gift shop sticker that says âwishin i was fissionâ
here u go
rectangle version too bc why not
theyve got me in some kind of secret Facility
doing experimence on me
i have powers now
im gonna fight the government
me when i'm an original character made by a 12 year old
you find out the scp foundation is real and then you find out they monitor you and have an entry on you but thereâs absolutely nothing you can surmise from it that should make you anomalous like they just talk about you and all your habits like youâre really that big a freak
SCP-X0005: You.
iâm so sick of scientists writing things on a clipboard while i perform activities
an SCP ghostwrote this
ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT. DO NOT PANIC. I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.
#minerva at 3 am trying not to wake up aubrey whoâs sleeping on the couch ( @daughterofsarenraeâ )
JULIA
Bro, We Are SCPs . Its Okay To [REDACTED] Around Me . Im Ur ââââ ââââââ . I Love You . âŚBro, We Are [DATA EXPUNGED] Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro âŚ
girls night
SCP Foundation For Beginners
Since a lot of people are getting into WtNV and are interested in things similar to it, I figured I should make a compilation post about the SCP Foundation and some good entries to start with if youâre wanting to get into it and its own brand of weirdness but donât really know where to start. So here! Happy reading my friends.Â
Classic/Well-Known SCPs:
SCP-173 (The Sculpture)
SCP-682 (Hard-to-Destroy Reptile)
SCP-87 (The Stairwell)
SCP-106 (The Old Man)
SCP-261 (Pan-dimensional Vending)
SCP-914 (The Clockworks)
SCP-93 (Red Sea Object) - be sure to read the supplemental documents on this one
SCP-96 (Shy Guy)
SCP-231 (Special Personnel Requirements)
SCP-294 (The Coffee Machine)
SCP-001 (Dr. Clefâs Proposal)
SCP-073 (âCainâ)
SCP-076 (âAbleâ)
SCP-426 (I am a Toaster)
SCP-823 (Carnival of Horrors)
SCP-579 ([DATA EXPUNGED])
Horror/Disturbing:
SCP-1981 (âRonald Reagen Cut Up While Talkingâ)
SCP-610 (The Flesh That Hates)
SCP-835 (Expunged Data Released)
SCP-701 (The Hanged Kingâs Tragedy)
SCP-1983 (Doorway to Nowhere)
SCP-004 (The 12 Rusty Keys and the Door)
SCP-804 (World Without Man)
SCP-015 (Pipe Nightmare)
SCP-097 (Old Fairgrounds)
SCP-439 (Bone Hive)
SCP-895 (Camera Disruption)
SCP-140 (An Incomplete Chronicle)
SCP-1048 (Builder Bear)
Comedic/Safe:
SCP-447 (Ball of Green Slime)
SCP-1006 (Spider Proletariat)Â
SCP-420-JÂ (itâs a pot joke surprise)
SCP-504 (Critical Tomatoes)
SCP-1541 (The Drunk God)
SCP-131 (The âEye Podsâ)
SCP-871 (Self Replacing Cake)
The whole âJâ series are comedic SCPs
Personal Favorites:
SCP-025 (A Well Worn Wardrobe)
SCP-089 (Tophet)
SCP-354 (The Red Pool)
SCP-1057 (Absence of Shark)
SCP-1012 (Secret Chord)
SCP-1440 (The Old Man From Nowhere)
SCP-1115 (Ancient Aerial Drones)
SCP-1050 (Obsidian Obelisk of Warning)
SCP-1128 (Aquatic Horror)
SCP-1193 (Buried Giant)
SCP-1047 (Vengefully Ironic Street Signs)
Foundation Tales/Other:
Document Recovered From the Marianas Trench
Transcript of Dr Clefâs Seminar, âReality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesnât
10:30 AM
Ethics Committee OrientationÂ
Log of Anomalous Items
Where They All Go
Bees
Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly theyâre right
im the sexiest bitch in this secret government containment facility
oh, so when other people go outside itâs âgood for their healthâ and âhighly recommendedâ, itâs only when i do it that itâs a âcontainment breachâ and a âhigh-level threat to public safety and securityâ, huh?
The SCP Foundation is like a really cool zoo if you can make it past security
SCP-X505: This fucking doofus.
Memes about SCPs are nice, but what about memes FOR SCPs?
A glass that pushes cat off of counters
This is it. Peak humor
Item #: SCP-X756
Description: As seen above.
I forget, have I already shown you guys whatâs in this? It came out of a 25 cent machine almost 20 years ago and I still have it. Itâs not even the right kind of capsule you get out of 25 cent machines. Itâs the only one like this Iâve seen in my entire life.
20 years though of never once seeing this same plastic creature anywhere else or in any other form and never once encountering the same kind of vending capsule. Maybe itâs long overdue for me to give it a name, though I look at it and only hear terrible sounds in my head like âgwoompâ and âfwuntch.â Does this look like more of a Gwoomp or a Fwuntch to you
 Conclusion: Fwuntch is a Gwoomp, but Fwuntch the Gwoomp has never met another Gwoomp and does not know if there are any :(
this is what he would look like if he was real, he literally looks Like That
Item #: SCP-X909
Object Class: Safe (?)
Special Containment Procedures: While SCP-X909 itself is relatively easy to contain, it is to be kept in a secured room (see: unused Janitorial Closet) to prevent the urge instilled on those who see SCP-X909 from inserting coins into it. If however this does occur, any and all instances of X909-B are to be sent to Site-45 for further study.
Description: X909 is a small dispenser, standing about 4 feet tall. There is a coin slot on the front of it, accepting any and all currency so long as it is shaped like a coin. If the object inserted is not a currency, it will not be accepted, even if it has the exact shape of a coin otherwise. Through interactions with SCP-X909-B, the object has been titled the Fwuntch Dispenser, capable of dispensing SCP-X909-A, a small gray capsule containing SCP-909-B, the aforementioned Fwuntch. While X909 is relatively innocuous itself, the potent telepathy of X909-B has warranted X909 contained with a precautionary Safe item classification.
had to explain to new housemate that:
Banana Jim lives on the microwave
microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate
if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household will become Irrevocably Cursed
containment procedures
Item Number: SCP-BJ-J âBanana Jimâ
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-BJ-J is to be kept on top of the microwave in the Site-19 break room. Any bananas found on top of the microwave are to be removed and placed in the fruit bowl nearby. All personnel onsite are to rotate SCP-BJ-J to face away from the wall after every use of the microwave. SCP-BJ-J is not to be removed from its place on top of the microwave, unless it os being used to perform tests. If SCP-BJ-J is found to be completely facing the wall, on-site security is to be notified, and SCP-BJ-J is to be moved to a new building temporarily.
Description: SCP-BJ-J is a small wooden figure of a cat, recovered from a house in âââââ. When placed on top of a standard microwave oven, it will rotate slightly every time the microwave is operated, turning slowly to face the wall behind the microwave. If it is allowed to rotate this far, the building it is in will begin to experience SCP-BJ-Jâs anomalous effect, in which foods inside of the affected building (now designated SCP-BJ-J-1) will spoil remarkably quickly, at roughly the same speed as a common banana, regardless of ingredients or chemical composure. If SCP-BJ-J is allowed to face the wall for approximately two consecutive days, the effect on SCP-BJ-J-1 will begin to worsen, with the accelerated deterioration beginning to apply to non-edible objects, including parts of the building itself. If SCP-BJ-J is not placed on top of a microwave for a period exceeding twenty-four hours, its anomalous effect will immediately activate on the building or container it is in. Additionally, if SCP-BJ-J is successfully kept from facing the wall, it will seem to spontaneously generate perfectly ripe bananas on top of the microwave with it when it is not being observed.
Addendum 1: Why bananas? Why does a little wooden cat care about bananas so much? -Dr. ââââ
Addendum 2: Maybe he just likes bananas ââââ. -Dr. ââââ
