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phoenix, he/him | tranny fag | taken | body is 18 | system host | header image by a dream in red

[shittytitty-deactivated]

i made a carrd its got my system list and also my dnis on there 🫶🫶

https://mpt3c.carrd.co/

[shittytitty-deactivated]

HEYOOOO

so long story short, this blog is gonna be no longer active. im moving to @shittytitty2 (yes that was my old url) because i originally fucked up my age entrance, and until now, that wasnt really an issue. n e ways, find me over there now!

courtesy tag for followers: @zero-and-loki-the-vampires @duple-man @stinkystardust @lemonbee420 @your-favorite-closeted-bi @ganondorf @queer-magic-without-prophets @craycraybluejay @dogslop

[sersh]

FLORENCE WELCH sharing a moment with a fan about to risk it all within_and_without on TikTok, September 10th 2022

[garbage-empress]

she fucking tossed that girl straight into subspace lmao

[shittytitty-deactivated]

need me tossed into subspace like this gd

[thanatos-girl]

Oh my god it worked

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[cryptidcola]

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

[shittytitty-deactivated]

YOOO

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

This is the first time I’ve used Tumblr since the porn ban, but this will not be my last.

[dawn-machine-official]

Think that’s wrong

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

*sits back on your couch and takes a deep drag from your bong*

You will see a whole lot of posts from me in coming months

[artificial-father]

Did they say you could smoke their weed and use their piece? That’s disrespectful, mate.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Did they say you couldn’t smoke their weed and use their piece either? You are the only one who can’t use it. All I’m going to do is have a lot of sex and post about it, not the first one, not the other one. Maybe the last one, I’ll see. *sits back on your couch and takes a deep drag from your bong*

Have a good day.

*turns up the volume on your airpods before sitting down and opening Twitter*

[shittytitty-deactivated]

on YOUR airpods.

imagine just walking up to someone, turning up their volume as an act of aggression, and then leaving. i fucking love that

[artificial-father]

I’ve never been so disrespected.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

This is the first time I’ve used Tumblr since the porn ban, but this will not be my last.

[dawn-machine-official]

Think that’s wrong

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

*sits back on your couch and takes a deep drag from your bong*

You will see a whole lot of posts from me in coming months

[artificial-father]

Did they say you could smoke their weed and use their piece? That’s disrespectful, mate.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Did they say you couldn’t smoke their weed and use their piece either? You are the only one who can’t use it. All I’m going to do is have a lot of sex and post about it, not the first one, not the other one. Maybe the last one, I’ll see. *sits back on your couch and takes a deep drag from your bong*

Have a good day.

*turns up the volume on your airpods before sitting down and opening Twitter*

[shittytitty-deactivated]

on YOUR airpods.

imagine just walking up to someone, turning up their volume as an act of aggression, and then leaving. i fucking love that

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

I see I’m not the only person with airpods who hates this

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

This is the first time I’ve used Tumblr since the porn ban, but this will not be my last.

[dawn-machine-official]

Think that’s wrong

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

*sits back on your couch and takes a deep drag from your bong*

You will see a whole lot of posts from me in coming months

[artificial-father]

Did they say you could smoke their weed and use their piece? That’s disrespectful, mate.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Did they say you couldn’t smoke their weed and use their piece either? You are the only one who can’t use it. All I’m going to do is have a lot of sex and post about it, not the first one, not the other one. Maybe the last one, I’ll see. *sits back on your couch and takes a deep drag from your bong*

Have a good day.

*turns up the volume on your airpods before sitting down and opening Twitter*

[shittytitty-deactivated]

on YOUR airpods.

imagine just walking up to someone, turning up their volume as an act of aggression, and then leaving. i fucking love that

[sandmandaddy69]

[shittytitty-deactivated]

og vape

[catcrumb]

[night-dark-woods]

ID. a simple mspaint drawing of a cat kneeling, with piles of small objects sorted by color and shape in front of them. text above says “sort sort. i love to arbitrarily sort.” End ID.

[crypticisms-deactivated20201130]

the one time i tried to be high on shrooms in public it was in olympia i walked into this coffeeshop and ordered a medium thai tea and the barista says, “are you sure you dont want a large? everything is the same price.” and in my bewilderment i looked up at the drink board and literally everything was $2.65

[mjlor-chan]

[slut-for-literature]

Oh no, he gonna have to get his shots :((( he needs a pupaccino after

[canned-peachs]

Lucienne walking into the throne room: ...

Morpheus creating unspeakable and inexplicably homosexual horrors beyond comprehension:

[shittytitty-deactivated]

i have exactly 10 grievances with phoenix’s body

my legs are so not shock absorbent. this is miserable

where pp

ears are so weird

tail? wtf

fur?? where is my floof

my hair is so short wtf

no sense of smell or hearing compared to normal ugh

im so SHORT

where the fuuuuck are my claws.

where is my traction when walking. wtf

-🦝

[sxsg-moved]

i am an image enthusiast. i love to clink on the picture

[girlballs-archive]

wait, community labels? huh? does that mean we're allowed to post balls so long as it's properly labeled?

[shittytitty-deactivated]

balls 😻🫶