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“My heart is really a black stone where my heart once was.”

UCSD Visual Arts Professor

“Please don’t be dirty… please don’t be dirty… you can’t type Bill Clinton into YouTube and not get something gross.”

UCSD Visual Arts Professor

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“I look in the mirror and I say what happened, how did I get like this?”

UCSD Visual Arts professor

I'm a tough motherfucker, and I like it pretty rough.

UCSD Visual Arts Professor

My problem with Spielberg is that he wants to fuck me in the missionary position. I'm not against it, I just want to be on top sometimes.

UCSD Visual Arts Professor

Smack! Boom! We gonna see some tongue!

UCSD Visual Arts Professor (on modern-day movie romance)

I read it in a book called "Fetish."

UCSD History Professor

“I want wet wipes whenever we have lecture. I demand them. That and M&M's. But no orange ones.”

UCSD Visual Arts Professor

“My whole life I’ve been trying to prove a stupid point that not all Chinese people are good at math”

UCSD MMW Professor

If you go to jail, don't mention me.

UCSD Visual Arts Professor

If you're dumb enough to think it's about getting an A, you're never going to get an A.

UCSD Visual Arts Professor

Shit UCSD Professors Say