They said WHAT?!

Random outtakes from the Viclockians

[everythingfox]

Cat box

(via)

[jumpingjacktrash]

isn’t this the death star roomba

[shitviclockianssay]

Your hand was fucking me up. I couldn't read.

@littlebabycos

[theredflagfalls]

I just got gluten and croutons mixed up and I thought ‘there are no glutons in the coleslaw’.

@bitchyaurora (via theredflagfalls)

[shitviclockianssay]

Jacqui: Beer has no nutritional value. Bee: Yes it does it’s a food group. Jacqui: Which one? Bee: Berry! Because it has apple in it Janet: Okay, first of all berry isn’t a food group. And apple isn’t a berry!

[shitviclockianssay]

Sam to Kristian: I will play flirting chicken with you but I'm already throwing up in my mouth

[shitviclockianssay]

birb is the wirb

[shitviclockianssay]

Horses can't consent - neigh means neigh

bitchyaurora

[shitviclockianssay]

Why are you talking? Just put things in.

Kinky to Olivia.

[shitviclockianssay]

We are not zip tying your girlfriend to the bed.

Kinky

[shitviclockianssay]

I just realised my sister's been lying to me my whole life and P.S. doesn't mean...post scrotum.

Harryjones-watson

[shitviclockianssay]

Kinky: Do NOT put chunks of dead prostitutes in your taco.

Harry: I will do what I want! No. Wait.

[bitchyaurora]

I lent over and I got cream on my tit.

Harry

[shitviclockianssay]

Hey! My vibrator taco'd!

Harry

[shitviclockianssay]

Kat: This one time I got out of bed, tripped over the bongo drum and nearly fell into the banjo so I had to grab on to the piano to steady myself.

Flags: Was that instrumental in the decision to clean your room?

[shitviclockianssay]

Harry: Did you say they only have lesbians thrown in a deep fryer?

Monty: Well then, we have a choice...

Kat: Who do we want to sacrifice first?

Monty: Anyone feel like Chinese?

[shitviclockianssay]

I remember trying to act normal like 'I'm not drunk in the middle of the day buying a ukulele'.

Wingsunfurled

[shitviclockianssay]

Why does it have to be a red string of fate? Why not purple?

Foxaloha