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@shitviclockianssay
Cat box
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Your hand was fucking me up. I couldn't read.
@littlebabycos
I just got gluten and croutons mixed up and I thought ‘there are no glutons in the coleslaw’.
@bitchyaurora (via theredflagfalls)
Jacqui: Beer has no nutritional value. Bee: Yes it does it’s a food group. Jacqui: Which one? Bee: Berry! Because it has apple in it Janet: Okay, first of all berry isn’t a food group. And apple isn’t a berry!
Sam to Kristian: I will play flirting chicken with you but I'm already throwing up in my mouth
birb is the wirb
Horses can't consent - neigh means neigh
bitchyaurora
Why are you talking? Just put things in.
Kinky to Olivia.
We are not zip tying your girlfriend to the bed.
Kinky
I just realised my sister's been lying to me my whole life and P.S. doesn't mean...post scrotum.
Harryjones-watson
Kinky: Do NOT put chunks of dead prostitutes in your taco.
Harry: I will do what I want! No. Wait.
I lent over and I got cream on my tit.
Harry
Hey! My vibrator taco'd!
Harry
Kat: This one time I got out of bed, tripped over the bongo drum and nearly fell into the banjo so I had to grab on to the piano to steady myself.
Flags: Was that instrumental in the decision to clean your room?
Harry: Did you say they only have lesbians thrown in a deep fryer?
Monty: Well then, we have a choice...
Kat: Who do we want to sacrifice first?
Monty: Anyone feel like Chinese?
I remember trying to act normal like 'I'm not drunk in the middle of the day buying a ukulele'.
Wingsunfurled
Why does it have to be a red string of fate? Why not purple?
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